We’re usually pretty cool when it comes to ripping on non-English speaking developers … those foreign geeks who submit their applications to the US App Store with freaking ridiculous descriptions that leaving you thinking – HUH? But we really shouldn’t be so nice … if we were to develop an app with the intention of selling it in the Hungarian App Store, bet your ass we’d contact someone who speaks the language and work with them to make sure our description makes sense in Hungarian.
The App Store is approaching its 1-year anniversary and its mind blowing how many developers still don’t get it … Hey Foreign Dude!!! – if we don’t know what the hell you are talking about, we sure as hell ain’t gonna buy your lame app, even if it does rock.
So recently we came across the iSashimi app by Japan-based RucKyGAMES. We thought cool, another Sushipedia app (which by the way, rocks and is FREE for a limited time). But when we read the iSashimi’s description, we were left thinking … HUH?
“It is only it” … “The expected thing is a mistake” … “A mum of for food” … WTH is this? My Chihuahua speaks better English than this and he has trouble getting is bony butt outside just to pee. Yeah sure Japanese dude, we’ll be dropping $6.99 (are you kidding) on your “Gorgeous plastic mum can be put” krapp – no problem.
But hey, we were going to be cool … let RucKyGAMES slide …. until we came across their equally disturbing app, ColorPuzzle … HUH?
“The chain is not made good” … “One of large amount of blocks that are is only erased touching” … “For free when playing with mind in neutral when it is free in passes” … WOW – we’re spending a buck on this one for sure!
LOL … these guys are so awesome, we’re thinking about selling RucKyGAMES t-shirts with quotations from their descriptions … like this app, PicrossDoubt … HUH?
“It is not noticed that he is a mistake” … “He will spend it when putting it without pointing it out now while making a mistake for a long time as it is” … NICE – RucKyGAMES certainly have a way with words. We can’t wait for their upcoming app – Sexy It Line Pickups Good … which will certainly melt those American girl hearts …
DSL wish could speed access you high
(I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access)
Body you karate? Kickin’ really you know is
(Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’)