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Knicker Picker Turns Your iPhone Into A Sexy Lingerie Show


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TpLogo Knicker Picker … arguably the greatest site on the entire Internet ever! Seemingly a typical lingerie e-commerce site, the real “value” of Knicker Picker is within their Virtual Dressing Room. Users select a girl … dress her up in various styles of bras and panties … and then sit back and watch an interactive lingerie modeling show.

 

Now supposedly KnickerPicker assists the ladies with their lingerie purchasing decision … but we all know the real reason Knicker Picker’s conversion ratios are lagging … guys of all ages, wasting hours of their lives getting their quasi sexual jollies.

Well good news dudes … wasting away your life became even more convenient with the new Knicker Picker iPhone app. Now you’ll be able to enjoy those steamy lingerie shows from the comfort and privacy of your iPhone. In class, at work, on the subway … anywhere you take your iPhone.

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Mmmm “turn around” baby … “come closer” … grrrr. Yeah, the “walk away” command is our fave … nothing like a parting shot of a thong-clad lingerie model. This is so much better than those Victoria Secret catalogs … speaking of, wake up Victoria Secret – we’re keeping our fingers crossed for VSVDR: Victoria Secret Virtual Dressing Room app … yeah baby!

Now although current Knicker Picker models “A” (32DD, dress size 4), “J” (32C, dress size 4/6) and “P” (32A, dress size 2) have the ability to float our boat, we look forward to additional models (assuming the rest of the alphabet – B, C, D, E, etc.) the developers have promised. Bet you never knew the alphabet could be such a turn on! LOL.

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But here is the real value and beauty of this app … if your wife or significant other ever walks in on you during one of your perverted Knicker Picker viewing sessions, you have the ultimate air-tight alibi … “Gee honey, you ruined the surprise – I was buying you a gift.”

Comments

  • Big Dave

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    Damn – gonna buy this app asap!!


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    lol, that's crazy


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    lol, that's crazy


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    But from the “techie” side … impressive use of technology 🙂


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    But from the “techie” side … impressive use of technology 🙂


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    lol, that's crazy


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    But from the “techie” side … impressive use of technology 🙂


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