Attention Stupid People! Buy This App!

you suck blow me Do you suck? Yeah, we know … it’s sucks to suck … we suck too. You know what we suck at? Tic-Tac-Toe. Yup, that good old pencil-and-paper game … Tic-Tac-Toe. Hey man, don’t laugh … it’s a hard game! Those freaking X’ and O’s get us all confused. Not to mention that damn 3×3 grid … that sucker is a bitch with its nine squares and all. ARGH! Very frustrating … and extremely challenging. We’d rather perform brain surgery or design rockets than take on Tic-Tac-Toe. And honestly, we were just about ready to give up on the game, until a new iPhone app came along and saved our Tic-Tac-Toe career …
Tic Tac Toe Trainer.

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Now that’s what we’re talking about! With Tic Tac Toe Trainer, you will receive the product of:

4 Years Of Research

2 Years Of Programming

600+ Man Hours Of Research & Programming Combined

Told you it was a complicated game! See why performing brain surgery is a viable option to playing Tic-Tac-Toe? Just look at those man hour claims! And surely Tic Tac Toe Trainer developer, Germ Token, would not be bullshitting us. Nah, no way … not with their other apps like Word Of God and Bible Verse Lookup. Isn’t there some Bible verse about not lying … Revelation 21:8, “… and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone” … OUCH!

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August 17, 2009 | Filed Under Games 

Comments

  • Failboat103

    Germ token

  • oh! you posted here! you were supposed to tweet it! sorry!

  • what! my unbeatable tic-tac-toe strategy always starts with a corner, not the centre.

    your tic-tac-fu is weak…

    😉

  • It takes years and years of hard work and dedication to become a Tic Tac Toe
    Master Ninja … but with T-T-T Trainer, your path to enlightenment is
    obtainable within a few months. Good luck to you young grasshoppa 🙂

  • It takes years and years of hard work and dedication to become a Tic Tac Toe
    Master Ninja … but with T-T-T Trainer, your path to enlightenment is
    obtainable within a few months. Good luck to you young grasshoppa 🙂