Urinals The Game – Krazy Kolossal Krapper Kaper!

(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)

icon01 I’ve only been in a couple of bathrooms that had an attendant and not one of those guys possessed the hilarious blend of customer service and wry sense of humor that you will find while playing Urinals: The Game by Bluebird Software. The premise of the game is quite simple: As the bathroom attendant, it is your job to direct your patrons to the appropriate stall (indicated by the color of their clothing) and, once they’ve finished their business, to direct them to an exit.

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Since making contact within the confines of the public restroom is a big no-no, you also need to make sure that each gentleman has plenty of clearance while they are in your care. In the first few levels, this is relatively easy, but as you progress it quickly becomes quite difficult. Each 3 level "set" introduces new challenges: at level 4, hand-washing is added to the experience and at level 7, you are moved to the port-a-potties at the local ball-field. That’s where I am currently stuck, trying to manage a large number of clientele with only two latrines. Johnny on the Spot, indeed! I have people spinning in the corners and a couple of guys running laps waiting for an open stall.

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The results can be oh so entertaining and the game is also great for drawing in others who are watching you play. Somehow, when your phone is making a toilet flush sound, people just have to ask what you’re playing. A bright and cheery tune plays throughout and the bathroom attendant carries on a continuous patter of one liners that definitely adds to the entertainment.

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So, do you have what it takes to reach the pinnacle of pushing polished porcelain? There’s only one way to find out!

September 5, 2009 | Filed Under Games, Guest Authors 

Comments

  • Wow, this actually looks entertaining!

  • little Flight Control mixed in with Pee Pee Mania … it's all good 🙂

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  • Nah … not for now. Hey, it's solid quality and only 99 cents … worth it
    just to shell over the buck 🙂

  • I most likely will, I am addicted to those types of games. I think right now they fill more than one page of my iPod. 😉

  • little Flight Control mixed in with Pee Pee Mania … it's all good 🙂

  • Nice 🙂 …What no promo codes to giveaway for commenting with “Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now” or “Wicked Pissah” or something like that? 😉

  • Nah … not for now. Hey, it's solid quality and only 99 cents … worth it
    just to shell over the buck 🙂

  • I most likely will, I am addicted to those types of games. I think right now they fill more than one page of my iPod. 😉