My Fetus Is Cuter Than Your Fetus – Filial Pride Gone Overboard With Pimp My Ultrasound

Book_embarrassed So we were driving around our suburban neighborhood the other day, when we spotted a minivan. You see these vehicles all the time … but this one was special. Seems super-mom got a little too excited with the car window paint markers as “Happy Sweet 13 Bobby! Mommy & Daddy Love You!” was plastered all over this van of shame. Not to mention an assortment of smiley faces, daisies and “XOXO” illustrations. Geez – and you wonder why your kid’s nickname is Bitter Bobby. Just what every teenager craves … public displays of affection from mom and dad … blech!

Yeah, yeah, yeah … parents love their children so much, they’re of the opinion that their sole purpose on planet Earth is to blow sunshine up their kid’s ass. And that’s nice! But come on … there’s a point where parenting “love” transforms into parenting “dumbass”. Take for example these Messed Up Parenting Tips (a great blog): Teaching Your Child That Failure Is Not An Option … Don’t Hug Your Children You Might Get Lice … Killing Your Child’s Imagination … Telling Your Child They Were An Accident. Or check out the Your Baby Is Lame blog … where babies are celebrated, but the idiot parents who make their babies look lame get an ass-kicking.

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So with this worldwide epidemic of Anal Sunshine Blowing, this next iPhone app should come as no surprise …

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Pimp My Ultrasound 1

Sure, why not … Pimp My Ultrasound. No reason to wait until junior is actually separated from the umbilical cord, when you can start blowing sunshine up his little fetus ass.

Pimp My Ultrasound 2

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Ok, we get it … Pimp My Ultrasound is an innocent Entertainment app (that’s strategically positioned in the “Medical” category … LOL – App Store marketing tricks), which really is pretty slick as it can be used to pimp out any image, not just ultrasounds. But in a world of ass kissing and sunshine blowing parents, you know some dumbass parents will start embarrassing their kid prenatally … don’t be that dumbass!

October 7, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Janice

    I guess the child of the owner of that travel van is quite embarrassed with his friends, well his parents are quite showy to their affections LOL!!!!

  • Janice

    I guess the child of the owner of that travel van is quite embarrassed with his friends, well his parents are quite showy to their affections LOL!!!!

  • exactly … being a teen is tough enough without having your parents showing
    these obnoxious public displays of affections 🙂

  • exactly … being a teen is tough enough without having your parents showing
    these obnoxious public displays of affections 🙂

  • exactly … being a teen is tough enough without having your parents showing
    these obnoxious public displays of affections 🙂