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Sexy Senior Citizens – This App Is Just Too Weird


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sexy-grandmas-FINAL2 Have you ever been walking down the street and see a little old lady trying to cross the road? But instead of helping her avoid getting smacked by the on-rushing traffic, you think to yourself … “Damn, that little old lady is smokin’ hot. Wonder what she looked like 60 years ago.”

Or how about 4:00pm at a Souplantation Buffet … you’re standing in line and spot a wheelchair-bound frail old man attempting to top off his salad with canned beets. But instead of helping the poor guy complete his meal, you think to yourself … “Wow! Grandpa is sexy fine. Just look at his pasty white skin, yummy. I wonder what he looked like when he could actually walk.”

Hey look, who are we to judge … but if you do get curiously aroused by the elderly … there’s not only an app for that, but two. To satisfy all your fossil fetish needs, look no further than the appropriately named Sexy Grandma and Sexy Grandpa iPhone apps.

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And how perfect, you’ll be able to proudly display the 100% Sexy Geriatrics icons. Don’t worry, nobody will think it’s strange. Heck, be loud and proud – flaunt that app. Launch Sexy Grandma, scratch off the “old” version of granny and show your friends just how amazingly fly she looks at either age 92 or 24.

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And don’t forget gramps … dude is bangin good at age 87, as well as 22.

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Look, we get the whole “Salute The Elderly” attempt … but come on … there’s just something creepy and weird about scratching off a poor old senior citizen’s face and revealing a sexy hot bikini chick or drop-dead gorgeous hunk. And memo to the developers … was it necessary to include a picture of what appears to be someone’s lovely great-grandma pictured in a nursing home. Yeah, the oxygen tank or fluid dispenser (or whatever the hell that is) just reeks of tackiness. Surprised we didn’t come across Mother Theresa … heard she’s Heavenly. <sorry>

Tacky

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