Steve Jobs Releases His First-Ever iPhone App?

Fresh off his Fortune Magazine CEO of the Decade crowning achievement, Apple’s beloved frontman, Steve Jobs, has decided to join the 100,000+ iPhone applications with his own contribution. After a crash course in Objective C and instant approval (Apple law … when Steve Jobs makes an app, no approval is required), Steve Jobs released his fist-ever iPhone application … Steve God Knows.



And really, was there ever a dispute? Steve Job’s God’s company is valued at $170 billion …  Apple stock is at an all-time high … cult members everywhere are being inked with Apple logos. Hell, dude even kicked cancer’s ass.

So yeah, no doubt about it … Steve Jobs God is God!    

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