OMG … we <3 ya Brit … XOXO
In case you’re over the age of twelve and missed the huge news, pop star Britney Spears has released her official iPhone application … It’s Britney! OMG … we’re huge Britney fans and this app brings us closer to her heart. It’s soooo cool!
OMG … just look at all this Britneylicious stuff it does …
Be Britney’s Dancer
Upload a picture of yourself and within seconds you’ll have a photo of yourself onstage with Britney! Then you can brag to all your friends that Britney is your BFF. OMG … soooo cool!
Messages From Britney
Britney will be checking in and dropping you exclusive messages! And it’s really her sending you those messages … we know, because we love her. OMG … soooo cool!
Read Britney’s cool and fascinating tweets like … “I just had a Pinkberry and it was so yummy” or “I had a nice, restful evening and got a great massage last night” … OMG.
Launch the Sparkler feature and hold up your iPhone at her concert! We’re not really sure what it does, but it doesn’t matter … you will be sooo cool!
Shake your iPhone and hear Brit say … “It’s Britney Bitch!” OMG … 10-year-old Britney wannabees saying “Bitch” is just soooo cool!
The privilege of having our iPhone scream … “It’s Britney Bitch!” … is worth the $1.99 price tag alone. And thinking many agree, as It’s Britney! has skyrocketed to the #3 Music app and into the Top 100 Paid apps. Of course the rumored update which will include the “Drive Like Britney Bitch!” video game (bonus points for mowing down police officers, driving while balancing a baby on your lap and running red lights) will surely position It’s Britney! as the #1 app of all-time. Ur da best Brit … XOXO.