This App Is So Cute It’ll Make Your Head Explode

head-exploding Say you’re having a really bad day and want your head to explode … putting you out of your misery. Or perhaps you are a Visitor (by the way, great TV series, “V”), captured by the opposing force, the Fifth Column. You have no choice but to blow your head up and keep the V’s agenda safe.

Well good news! With the help of a new iPhone app, you can end your sorry state within approximately 30 seconds. Go ahead and watch the demo video below … we cut it a few seconds short of 30 in efforts to preserve our viewing population.

 

GOOD LORD – what is this complete and utter chaos?!? Well it’s the 30 Kittens Per Second app … an accurate title, because you literally see thirty kittens per second flash across your iPhone screen. 10 seconds = 300 kittens … 30 seconds = 900 kittens. Oh how sweet!

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Look, we get it. Kittens are sooo cute (OMG … hahaha … <3 kitties) and cats are the big trend these days (especially those Lolcats) … but if you think staring into a strobe light of kitties is awesome, you are one sandwich short of a picnic.

“This app will make cat lovers smile and may cause uncontrollable joy”

Uh no … this app will make people vomit and may cause uncontrollable seizures. The creators of 30 Kittens Per Second claim “cute just got a whole lot faster.” However we’re thinking 30 Kittens Per Second is better served as a torture device … so cute it’ll make your head explode … yikes!

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December 7, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Dinsmoor

    meow

  • unbluk

    Meow

  • frankyiscool

    meow

  • msdrpepper

    Meow
    >Meow<

  • MrFairladyz

    Meow

  • msdrpepper

    The only thing “worse” might be 30 “Hello Kitty”'s Per Second…. and I say that self-mockingly, as I am both owned by a Cat and also a “Hello Kitty” fan… MEOW!

  • LOL … yeah, we think an overdose on the color pink would happen from that
    app 🙂

  • sabrinamiller

    Uhhh yeah, and the point of this is? I LOVE kittens, I have 3 kitties myself, but come on! Vomit! And not just with the cuteness either! Good find KRAPPS! I heart you guys!

  • Exactly slutzski … cats are cool, they are all good … but WTF – no one
    wants to see 30 of these bastards in a second … hell, we also love boobs,
    but 30 boobs in a second, uh, no thanks!

    Heart you back … keep up those great podcasts!

  • 30 Meows per second sounds better. LOL

  • 30 Meows per second sounds better. LOL