Apple Preaches Safe Sexting, Approves Safe Sexting App

Sexting … ever heard of it? Meh, don’t worry. Just means you’re out of high school and don’t have a MySpace page. Basically kids these days are using their cell phones to take sexually explicit pictures of themselves and then sending them via text message (MMS) to their friends. Sex + Texting = Sexting. And it’s a fairly popular activity among teens. Just yesterday, CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric reported that according to a recent Pew poll (no idea, google it), 30 percent of 17-year-olds have received a sext, while 15 percent of all   teens have. LOL … freaking kids these days … so technologically advanced.

sexting_22 But sexting is no laughing matter. Sucks for you teenager when your nude images start appearing on Facebook and Twitter. Sucked even more for High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens … naked photos from her sext swept the Internet. And the ultimate suck – it’s a crime – possessing and distributing child pornography is a serious felony.

So in efforts to keep the kiddies free from sexting danger, a number of safe sext messages are being published. Inside the Actor’s Studio host James Lipton has released a practice safe sexting PSA video … … the National Crime Prevention Council issued a Sexting: How Parents Can Keep Their Kids Safe flyer … and of course, CollegeHumor.com released a NSFW safe sexting music video, including tips like blur your face and strategic cropping.

 

Not to be outdone, Apple has joined the safe sext movement. Perhaps they figured with the  introduction of iPhone MMS, it’s the socially correct thing to do, approve Safe Sexting.

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With Safe Sexting, perverted kids can now continue to enjoy texting naked pictures of themselves and as an added bonus … they’ll stay out of jail. Before your next sexting session, simply launch Safe Sexting … which will automatically open up a safe sexting camera with four options to censor you naughty bits: Small Box, Large Box, Head Box (for the introverts) and a teasing semi-transparent Red Silk. Take picture and safely send away.

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Big up’s to Apple for providing children a safe method of sexting. However we’re actually not that impressed. If Apple can somehow transform the iPhone into a condom and tackle the larger safe sex issue … now that would be revolutionary!

Comments

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    yeah, but MySpace sounds “younger” than Facebook … or we could have used
    hi5. what exactly is the origin of the word “sexting” … sounds like
    something Fox News or TMZ would have concocted ;)

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    yeah, but MySpace sounds “younger” than Facebook … or we could have used
    hi5. what exactly is the origin of the word “sexting” … sounds like
    something Fox News or TMZ would have concocted ;)

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    yeah, but MySpace sounds “younger” than Facebook … or we could have used
    hi5. what exactly is the origin of the word “sexting” … sounds like
    something Fox News or TMZ would have concocted ;)

  • http://twitter.com/end23 end23

    wow

  • http://twitter.com/end23 end23

    wow

  • http://twitter.com/end23 end23

    wow

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  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com steveballmer

    There may just be hope for you people!!

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  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com steveballmer

    There may just be hope for you people!!

    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com steveballmer

    There may just be hope for you people!!

    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com steveballmer

    Don't you have to really be a huge idiot to want to do this?

    – ahhhhh, perfect Apple customers!
    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com steveballmer

    Don't you have to really be a huge idiot to want to do this?

    – ahhhhh, perfect Apple customers!
    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

  • ericvictorino

    wow, send me a picture of your big black boxes

  • ericvictorino

    wow, send me a picture of your big black boxes

  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/ Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld

    Hmmmmm

  • http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/ Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld

    You should!

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