Farting Boobs Approved – You’ve Gotta Be Kidding

Norway-Troll Norway is very cool … no, literally … it’s like freaking cold! Some parts of Norway remain frozen all year – they call it the arctic tundra region. Norway borders the North Sea and is fairly close to Iceland and Greenland … that’s some frigid company.

So what’s a geek to do during those long Norwegian winters? Not much … take drugs and build iPhone apps. Apple is selling 350 apps per SECOND, so might as well do something productive and take your shot at making bank. Oh, you noticed the “drugs” part of the equation … yeah, shit happens. No, literally … shit apps are a result of developers on drugs during long Norwegian winters. Need proof? Read this press release from Nor Eagle, a Norwegian-based company, regarding their new winter/drug-inspired app, Farting Boobs. 

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iPhone developer Nor Eagle today is proud to announce Farting Boobs.
T. Benjamin Larsen, Nor Eagle’s CEO said, "You’re going to love this! We’ve spent a lot of time analyzing user patterns and App Store trends. We’ve successfully combined two of the most popular tasks in one single pleasant to use interface."

 

When asked about the target-market for the app, Larsen had this to say: "We believe this should be huge among the plethora of young gentlemen that have always dreamt of becoming boobfarters. It might not be a huge hit with the ladies though.”

 

“When looking through the entertainment category in the app store we got the feeling every other app was about boobs. And, if not, they were about farts. So, we figured the only sensible thing would be to combine them!" Larsen laughed. "It’s probably the most commercial title ever released on any platform."

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“Plethora of young gentlemen that have always dreamt of becoming boobfarters” … did Larsen just say BOOBFARTERS?

Plus you gotta love Nor Eagle’s complete honesty. As seen in a Farting Boobs screenshot, Nor Eagle is not afraid to admit they created a crap app (even they acknowledge, shit happens) … but it’s prepared with love. Oh those crazy cold drugged-up Norwegians … God bless them!

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Comments

  • WTH! Crap just my mother used to make it? oh no you they didn't, and yes it is a piece of crap app and no i am not buying this.

    ATT: Tito<<<<LOL

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  • WTH! Crap just my mother used to make it? oh no you they didn't, and yes it is a piece of crap app and no i am not buying this.

    ATT: Tito<<<<LOL