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Determined To Bring Sexy Back, Developer Forced To Publish ‘I Love Burgers’ Fetish App


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Besides eliminating 3% of all applications in the App Store, Apple’s removal of “overtly sexual” apps has had some interesting effects. For example, the remaining sexy apps benefited from a significant decrease in competition. The previously insignificant Swimsuit Calendar 2010 (not the Sports Illustrated version) saw its Lifestyle category ranking increase by 165 positions over the course of one week and is currently ranked 58th. FHM had a similar climb … up 144 spots in a week and is now the 10th most popular paid Lifestyle application.  

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Another effect of Apple’s massive rampage is the creativity and determination (desperation?) of developers attempting to bring sexy back into the App Store. We highlighted the cleaned up strip poker application … Poker vs. Strong Female Role Models … and the myCupcakes – myBuns euphemisms for tits and ass applications (which have now been banned). However, when it comes to arousing apps … it’s still slim pickings.

Slim pickings? – HA! Attention all you steamy content cravers … we have good news! Look there … there in the Lifestyle category … see it? The I Love Burgers application!

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Oh yeah! Hundreds and hundreds of arousing pictures … women eating hamburgers! Indeed a glorious day in App Store history. Hot chicks, hot hamburgers, hot cheese … what  can we say … it makes us hot!

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Now granted, there is virtually no skin on display in I Love Burgers … but it’s Apple’s world, we just live in it. So take our advice fellow iPhone lovers … learn to lust the hamburger. Just look at these amazing hamburger pictures … so arousing, so racy, so sexy … uh, it’s so time to get an Android or become a monk. 

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    WTF? this app just made me hungry.


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    WTF …. it's supposed to make you HORNY!!


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    Horny? hells no, the first girl looks like she's about to take a shit and put it on her burger. ewwwww

  • ungeheier

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    I can't wait until I Love HOTDOGS is released!!

  • ungeheier

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    I also want 50% of the profits


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    LOL … that is a natural!

  • archhead

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    look in her eyes, she already did it.


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    lol mad funny

  • archhead

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    looks like a mad grasshopper.


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    oh man that is not kool dude, not to mention she already is eating it. *vomits*.


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    honestly, it's a very disturbing image and we regret running it … we
    haven't slept for days due to a reoccurring nightmare involving Mad
    Grasshopper Girl 🙁


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    iHustleApps nice to see you on KRAPPS and alive…..hehehe

  • archhead

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    think i need some serious linux problem now to get this out of my head.
    *going to crash my system*

    damn, it is arch linux.

    hmmm…?

    ok, got it…

    *booting windows…*


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    WTF? this app just made me hungry.


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    WTF …. it's supposed to make you HORNY!!


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Horny? hells no, the first girl looks like she's about to take a shit and put it on her burger. ewwwww

  • ungeheier

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    I can't wait until I Love HOTDOGS is released!!

  • ungeheier

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    I also want 50% of the profits


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    LOL … that is a natural!

  • archhead

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    look in her eyes, she already did it.


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    lol mad funny

  • archhead

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    looks like a mad grasshopper.


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    oh man that is not kool dude, not to mention she already is eating it. *vomits*.


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    honestly, it's a very disturbing image and we regret running it … we
    haven't slept for days due to a reoccurring nightmare involving Mad
    Grasshopper Girl 🙁


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/wpkn1kpe0y5f/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    iHustleApps nice to see you on KRAPPS and alive…..hehehe

  • archhead

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    think i need some serious linux problem now to get this out of my head.
    *going to crash my system*

    damn, it is arch linux.

    hmmm…?

    ok, got it…

    *booting windows…*


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