eXtreme Sex Positions – Only App That Includes A Death Warning

Yesterday we traveled to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, California to meet eXtreme Sex Positions developer Michael Bosch of Samba Studios. Although Michael was hospitalized with a broken pelvis and left wrist … he was kind enough to chat with us about his new sex positions iPhone app.

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If you haven’t noticed, sex position applications are all the rage these days on the App Store. Makes sense … with Apple removing apps that contain “overtly sexual” images, all that’s left for sex-starved customers are applications depicting stick figures having intercourse. So as a result – hundreds of sex position apps … that seem to be selling very well. Sex Positions Game, 69 Positions, iKamasutra and Cosmopolitan’s Sex Position Of The Day are all top  apps enjoying financial success.

Michael’s application is an all-star as well. eXtreme Sex Positions managed to break into the Top 10 of the Lifestyle category, even though the app comes with explicit warnings and disclaimers …

Samba Studios is not responsible for any damages which may result from attempting the sex positions in this application.  These sex positions may result in extensive bodily injury or even death!

WTH … you can DIE using eXtreme Sex Postions?!? Judging by the pictures of the pink and blue gymnasts … this is true!

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LMAO … Pogo Stick, Head Spinner … we’re not sure which reaction is most appropriate … “WOW” or “OUCH”.

Michael admits his app is not for everyone, “eXtreme Sex Positions is not for the faint of heart. These are the most extreme, difficult and DANGEROUS sex positions ever published!” Michael continued, “These sex positions are only recommended for those with advanced training in acrobatics or authentic ninjas”.

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We asked Michael if he’s serious or just smokes to much dope … to which he replied, “You think this is some kind of a joke? I work my ass off identifying the craziest sex moves ever to appear in an iPhone app. Facefull Pile Driver – Rear Entry Goodie Bag Grabber – Backdoor Cartwheel … all my positions will test your strength, flexibility and stamina. Trust me KRAPPS … I take my work very seriously … putting my life in danger -  researching and attempting every eXtreme position in the app. Needless to say, I’m not a top-ranked sex ninja … how do you think I ended up in the hospital?”

Fair enough … get well soon Michael!

March 16, 2010 | Filed Under Lifestyle 

Comments

  • i think i have to learn some wrestling before i practice any of those sex moves.

  • And please, it's important to stretch before sex & attempting these
    positions … Proper warm-up is imperative to avoid ending up in the
    hospital like poor Michael.

  • thanks for the tip, i hoping to master every move.

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  • What drugs are you on and where can we find some?

  • she's under the Viagra influence, hehehehe

  • love2text

    This looks more like gymnastics than sex itself…

  • LOL … she's all jacked up spamming KRAPPS

  • it's called extreme sex girl, you should try it someday.

  • love2text

    even the developer of this app got hospitalized. I will not try this. Plus I don't have an iphone, so with that said, I can't wait for your to review this app after well used of this app.

  • LOL … agreed, it could be Cirque De Solie's sex manual 🙂

  • LOL … agreed, it could be Cirque De Solie's sex manual 🙂

  • dee1003

    This shit is stupid as hell. lol.

  • LOL … that's why we can't wait for the update … supposedly more crazy
    positions have been submitted for approval 🙂

  • dee1003

    This shit is stupid as hell. lol.

  • LOL … that's why we can't wait for the update … supposedly more crazy
    positions have been submitted for approval 🙂