It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane … It’s Sperman iPhone Game!

Bet we know what you’re thinking … “how come Apple hasn’t approved a REAL superhero application for the iPhone?” Sure there’s the new Iron Man 2 game … Superman, Batman and Spiderman all have apps. When it comes to the category of superheroes, the App Store is severely lacking.

But wait … look, up in the sky! … it’s a bird … it’s plane … it’s Sperman!

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Yes, it’s Sperman! Strange visitor from another planet who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Strong as a freight train … faster than a speeding bullet … Sperman fights the never-ending battle for truth, justice and the Apple way.

HA … wish it was that cool. Unfortunately the Sperman iPhone game is simply a bizarre tale of some sizzling hot party coupled with cool girls winking, flirting and getting some tonight. Not even a mention of half Spanish, half German chicks … argh! Now go on … read the drug-induced Sperman description …

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“Dance with me if you want to get some tonight” – LMAO, Sperman the manwhore, our hero!

To play Sperman, shake your iPhone to avoid sperm kissing your ovum. Failure to shake off the sperm will result in mad sperms digging in the ovum (seriously, who writes this shit?).

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Sperman can be had for only $2.99 … which is a pure bargain considering this app really does represent the Apple way here at KRAPPS.

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May 4, 2010 | Filed Under Games 

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