Emo Kill Lets Users Kill Spooky Kids With Sharp Objects

emo-kids They wear skinny jeans, tight t-shirts and black Converse. Their hair is an integral part of the ensemble … straightened, dyed black and long bangs covering one eye.  They are hypersensitive, introverted and angst-ridden … depression, self-injury and suicide are also common attributes.

What are we talking about? Those not-so-typical teens generally known as “emo” … who live by the mantra … AVOID HAPPINESS (happiness is a cardinal sin in the emo culture)!

So what better way to honor those spooky kids with scars on their wrists than with an iPhone game … Emo Kill.

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Emo love to cut with anything!
Help them to die with this nice game!

The Emo Kill app contains two games. In Blades Rain, users try to kill the emo character by cutting him to death with falling razors. Oh, but watch out for the descending girls since presumably they represent love and happiness … only mellon collie and the infinite sadness is awarded in Emo Kill.

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The Emo Shot game puts your sharpshooting skills to good use … blast an emo out of a cannon so that he lands on a razor blade and dies a sweet bloody death.

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Misery, death and a quality mission from Emo Kill – help emo kids die. Thanks Apple!

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Comments

  • I wish my lawn was emo…f'in classic!!

  • dprice81

    Loving it

  • hopefully “loving it” does NOT imply a happy emotion as it's not
    allowed in Emo World! 🙁

  • dprice81

    Loving it

  • hopefully “loving it” does NOT imply a happy emotion as it's not
    allowed in Emo World! 🙁

  • Ilovetravisramos

    Seriously? Looks have NOTHING to do with being emo.Its a state of mind. Learn bitches.

  • xXHEARTBRAKEXx

    This is so sick and sad why do people do this to emo kids I too am emo and I think this has to be a joke i hate people who think differently of us we are all human but with stronger emotions and have people throw shit at us no wonder we cut ourselfs!!!