Last week we covered an app that fixes erectile dysfunction by emitting sound waves from your iPhone. The Fire Up Your Sex Drive app claims that if you listen to these sound waves for 6 minutes a day, then after 20 days your male sexuality will be enhanced by more than 85%.
And if you think Fire Up Your Sex Drive app is complete bullshit, then you better not step in this next pile of crap … the Mobile-Gra Gift Sender.
The premise of Mobile-Gra … and no, we are not f*ckin with you … is to send (via the app) your male friends the gift of a healthy erection. Per Mobile-Gra’s description …
This application consists of sounds that can improve male’s sexuality. You can send this gift to your friends who would like to be a "stronger man”.
And there it is again … sound waves … it’s all about those damn sound waves. Mobile-Gra continues by explaining the effects that certain sounds have on your penis …
“Mobile-gra” sound is created by natural sounds, subliminal sounds, binaural beat sounds, using “Erection in sleep theory”.
Got that? In case you missed it, let us repeat … Erection In Sleep Theory. We have no clue what erection in sleep theory is … our attempted Google search resulted in massive amounts of gay porn sites, so we’re still clueless about this alleged theory.
Finally, in case you’re having trouble figuring out exactly how and when to use the Mobile-Gra gift giving service, the app includes a few suggestions … give an erection as a wedding present to the groom (and bride) – friend going on a date, send him a big boner. Hell, you going on a date? … listen to this thing and super-size your dick!
While listening to“mobile-gra sound”, you will be able to feel the comfort, and the nature. After listening the sound, you will be able to feel your male’s sexuality has been increased.
Amazing stuff this iPhone … after listening to Mobile-Gra’s sounds, you will feel your penis has been increased … WONDERFUL!