Small Penis? Male Size App Will Make You Feel Better About It!

We know what you’re thinking … “what kind of whack job title is that? – my the revolutionary iPhone makes me “smaller” members (no pun intended) of the population feel good about my their penis? WTF!” Ok look, we don’t make this shit up (we couldn’t – even if we tried) … all our content is Apple-approved material. Apple said the iPhone changes everything and now that includes the way you fancy your penis … Male Size.

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According to Male Size developer Seligman Ventures Ltd, studies have shown that males underestimate the size of their penis … meaning that  relaxed dick of yours is really larger than 555 million penises worldwide. And that’s the whole key to Male Size … 555 MILLION cocks. Seems like a really big number – seems like your 2½ inch flaccid penis is larger than HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dicks … and that’s nice – makes you feel good! Or that 5 inch erection … that’s an impressive boner too. Bigger than ONE HUNDRED MILLION hard-on’s … yipeee!

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But alas Male Size is not a complete miracle worker. There comes a point where teeny tiny meets itsy bitsy … no app can make you feel better about a pencil dick. If your limp biscuit is under 2 inches or you sport wood below 4½ inches … sucks to be you.

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We spoke Seligman Ventures about their one-of-a-kind application, specifically if they plan to support Male Size going forward. And great news … the developers are totally committed to small dicks and Male Size version 2.0 will include a handy in-app ruler. You just need to launch Male Size – touch the ruler button – whip out your …

STOP! Too Much Information! Disturbing Mental Images!

We keep picturing those poor bastards in Apple’s app approval department … testing the functionality of each app. Don’t even want to envision how they’ll go about reviewing Male Size’s penis ruler … ewww!

So moral of the story – big or small (well, especially small), lighten up on your dick and feel good about it! After all, it’s not easy being a penis … it hangs around with two nuts all the time – its next door neighbor is a real asshole – and even worse, his owner beats him!

Comments

  • That last sentence made me laugh so hard you can't even imagine xD

  • No_Tie

    I'm gonna need an iPad version for the ruler function…

  • when you say “hard” no pun intended, right 😉 sorry .. that was childish and
    immature 🙂

    thanks for the visit … be nice to your penis.

  • we knew someone was going to say that … we left the door WIDE open for
    that one 😉

    actually we were going to include a paragraph in our original/abov story
    about being over 8 inches erect and how Male Size says … get the f*ck out
    of here porn start – now you're just bragging – you don't need this app

  • MtDewed

    Did the developers go out and measure a bunch of guys … to compare to?

  • a bunch of guys? try EVERY GUY in the world! just look at the results page image 🙂

  • MexicoDelNarco

    Asian people must be proud of this app…..LOL.

  • Nice! wait how come there is no data for my size? LOL

  • oh quit bragging porn star!

  • hey! i'm big, what can i say? hehe

  • and wheres the woman's version? LMAO!! this is awesome!

  • uh, women don't have penises 😉 nah, usually the girl version follows the guys … Like with all those pickup line, virtual boyfriends, etc apps … boobies should be up shortly 🙂

  • babydick

    5″ erect is really not small. I have 3″, belonging to the smalldicks. Bot I and many smalldicks show our dicks in http://www.penissizematters.net for men with bigger guys to see how much bigger and normal they are compared to us. So be happy if you have 5″.