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White iPhone 4 Delay, The Real Reasons – Evil Orcs, White Supremacists & More [Comic]
Still holding out for a white iPhone 4 in 2010? Haha … good luck! Try 2011, if that.
And what’s the deal behind the delay? Reports speculate a variety of reasons … shortage of glass, bent frames resulting in misaligned phones, white paint not thickening … MEH - bull*cough*shit!
Well, we finally discovered the REAL reasons for the white iPhone hold-up via The Joy of Tech. It’s not just one factor, but a combination of the following … white supremacists, faulty teeth whitening strips (we always thought those things sucked), evils orcs, white trash (they’re always up to no good), white bread-like packaging and more.
So next time you read some white delay report on Gizmodo, Tech Crunch, Wired, et al … call out their crap because the truth has set you free …
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