App Lets You Polish A Three Dimensional Turd – Why? [Now FREE]

The saying goes … “You Can’t Polish A Turd” … meh, whoever coined that phrase is certainly not an iPhone owner.



Polish It is an application which lets you polish your own poop. The app displays a gorgeous three dimensional turd and your task is to rub, rub, rub it … until it’s completely polished.

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Now before you dismiss Polish It as just another useless krapp app … think of all the wonderful benefits polishing one’s turd with Polish It can deliver …

THERAPEUTIC – rubbing three dimensional poop … it’s nice
CONVENIENT – on the bus, at work, watching TV, etc.
SANITARY – no mess, smell or icky germs
SOCIAL – save polished poops and email them to your friends

Still not convinced that Polish It should be inducted in the App Hall Of Fame? Then watch the extremely convincing promo video below … it’ll be good for at least a few laughs.

We know most folks would have gladly paid 99 cents for the opportunity of polishing their own poop … so this has to be really exciting news … Polish It [iTunes] is now FREE until October 21! Click here to download Polish It for FREE … and experience why this app is a real game changer.


  • dadditude

    Well, at least it's not a fart app, right?

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  • Dewed

    3D (Turd Dimension)

  • true – Apple doesn't allow those anymore 🙂

  • LMAO … you get Pun Point +1 🙂

  • Mkdkd

    not bad, i will polish one or two tomorrow morning on the jon..

  • Sure, why not? 🙂

  • MegaMeatyVinky

    Great video!

  • MegaMeatyVinky

    I will try polishing my own knob while simultaneously using this app and have a race to see which one finishes first. Yaah!

  • LMAO!