Victoria’s Secret For iPad Launches Making It iPad’s Sexiest App

OMG! – GREAT NEWS! – OMG!

Victoria’s Secret has just launched their first official iPad app [iTunes FREE] and all we can say is WOW! Hell, we could barely put the damn thing down to bang out this article. If you thought the Victoria’s Secret iPhone app [iTunes FREE] was smokin’ … just wait until you see those scantily clad Angel hotties come to life on your iPad’s 9.7 inch screen … it’s lingerie nirvana!

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The application’s feature attraction (in our humble opinion) is the world famous Victoria’s Secret catalog. Page after page – swipe after swipe … this e-catalog is filled with sexy supermodel goodness. As the app’s descriptions says, “your iPad will be sexier than ever” … oh yes it will. <blush>

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Although most males will spend 99% of their browsing time ogling the catalog, the Victoria’s Secret app offers plenty of other eye candy useful  functionality … a store locator, exclusive videos, information about special events, store openings, photo shoots and more. Plus the app is coded extremely well … high quality stuff from this lingerie retail giant.

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Oh and if you thought Apple no longer permits applications featuring half-naked hot chicks … Apple’s Senior VP – Philip Schiller – previously announced a loophole to the policy … well-known companies (Playboy, Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret, et al.) can publish overtly sexual applications. HOORAY for inconsistency (and sarcasm too)!

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See the loophole? … Jump right in! Put down that lame Sears catalog and go get one of the sexiest apps still available for download … the Victoria’s Secret for iPad.

Comments

  • Dinsmoor

    My favorite review for this app is definitely
    “At least allow zoon”
    That definitely isn't making it obvious that they aren't just “browsing the product” 😛

  • LOL … user reviews are some of the App Store's best sources of entertainment 🙂 And indeed … sadly … no zoom functionality 🙁

  • Micah

    They're models are pretty damn hot!

  • oh yes they are and hence -> Victoria's Secret “Angels”