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#1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course


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For whatever reason, Nose Scanner XXL is the #1 downloaded application in Germany. Perhaps this ranking is a result of the 2-week binge drinking tradition called Octoberfest … but for whatever reason, Deutschland is obsessed with penis size.

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Nose Scanner XXL is one of those gag apps like Ugly Meter, Douche Meter or Pantie Scanner. But instead of dealing with your looks, personality or underwear … Nose Scanner XXL determines what condom size will fit your penis. Simply place your nose on the iPhone and you’ll receive readouts ranging from … “My 8-Year-Old Brother Has One Like That” … to “Ohhh God, Are You An Elephant?”

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So next time you’re in Germany, whip out the #1 app … and remember, funny things doesn’t need to make sense sence.

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Comments

  • Waka

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    not for me.. i dont use condoms… i go hard in the paint..

  • Waka

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    not for me.. i dont use condoms… i go hard in the paint..


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