Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In – plus Recap Week Of November 8

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November 8: Analog Bacon Clock – No Pigs Were Harmed In The Making Of This App

November 9: no article – sick day (seriously, we were wrecked!)

November 10: Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points

November 11: #1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course

November 12: Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]

November 13: This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]


Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In

[cue side 1, Led Zeppelin IV] <3 this movie!

We think it’s safe to say that most folks have had sex (involving another person) in a car. While the quality of the “auto erotica” experience is largely based on your partner, the type of vehicle also plays a huge role. Ever make love in a Pontiac Fiero? – freaking painful! How about a MINI Cooper? – it’s like a chastity belt!

Well the good folks at Ride Lust have put together a list of the top 10 cars to get laid in … think of them as beds on wheels. Below are the top 5 … click here to see the remainder of the list.

Shockingly, the Chevy Impala was not included and thus we can’t take this list seriously. Come on – have you seen the car? You could have a full on 10-person orgy in the back seat.

#1 – Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970′s … a classic – on our bucket list.


#2 – Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation … sucker comes with a built-in bar, heated seats and a price tag higher than Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bill. 


#3 – Jeep Wrangler: Any Year … just like making love outdoors.


#4 – GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban … why limit this vehicle to sex? hell, a family of four could live comfortably in it.


#5 – Chrysler Town and County Mini-Van: Current Generation … mini-vans = little kids – ewww, no thanks!



  • MegaMeetyVinky

    LOL @ the comment for #5.

    Psssshh! Cars Schmars! I make love on a unicycle……..naked & pedaling…………..with 'Palmela' doing the dirty work, of course.

  • Dewed

    #5 is what you drive “after” getting laid lol

  • LOL … amen to that!!

  • think we saw that on an X-Rated version of Jackass … extreme sex!