Just Google Me

Guess what … we are brilliant! No seriously … we really are. We’ve just came up with the most awesome idea for an iPhone app … this is the type of app that will immediately skyrocket to the #1 position and make us million$$ billion$$. We’re quitting our day jobs and taking over the App Store … screw Pocket God.

Since y’all (sorry, spent 5 days in Texas at SXSWi) are loyal KRAPPS viewers, we’ll let you in on our secret. But please … SHHHHH … don’t go babbling our stuff to EA Mobile, Appy Entertainment (wait, scratch them, they haven’t even released an app yet) or some other fancy pants mega-developer. Our idea is epic – so just be cool and don’t blow our billion$$.

GoogleMe_Final So you know those one dollar bills you have in your wallet? Well check it … we’re going to sell an app that gives users step-by-step instructions on how to make a one dollar bill into a ring – the Dollar Bill Ring app. WOOT … told ya it was EPIC! Yeah, we came across this origami site that gives all the details. The site was so easy to find …all we did is Google “dollar bill ring” and boom, thousands of dollar bill ring making choices. Heck, there are even instructional YouTube videos. But you know … it was easy for us to find because we are brilliant … but for the common iPhone owner, no way would they ever find this info … so thus, we make billion$$.

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Internet-All-Star Not a good idea? Whatever hater! You see it’s all about “positioning”. We’ve been hanging on Twitter a lot lately and following all these SEO, SEM, Social/New Media, Make Money Online and Life Coach experts, strategists and evangelists (Internet All Stars) … so now we’re even more brilliant. Just check out our Dollar Bill Ring App spin (thanks All Stars!):

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And what do we charge for our Dollar Bill Ring app … why 99 cents of course … we’re going to sell crap-loads, so even if we charged 50 cents, we would still make our billion$$.

WHAT?!?! NO!!! SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! THIS BLOWS!!! ROTTEN BASTARDS!!! SOMEBODY STOLE OUR IDEA!!! IT’S ALREADY RELEASED!!! NOT ONE, BUT TWO DOLLAR BILL RING APPS!!! ARGH!!! NOT FAIR!!! MORE DAY JOB!!! WE SUCK!!! The freaking Eagle Ring and Pyramid Ring apps … THEY STOLE OUR BILLION$$!!

Rings

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Comments

  • Awwweee man, screw pocket god? what did we do? Whatever it is, its not our fault!

  • Awwweee man, screw pocket god? what did we do? Whatever it is, its not our fault!

  • Awwweee man, screw pocket god? what did we do? Whatever it is, its not our fault!

  • Awwweee man, screw pocket god? what did we do? Whatever it is, its not our fault!

  • Awwweee man, screw pocket god? what did we do? Whatever it is, its not our fault!

  • @dave you must have misunderstood … “screw pocket god” is a term of endearment.

    And you are right, pocket god is just an innocent bystander (call it, collateral damage) – in this article. But hey, it comes with the territory of being the #1 app in the App Store.

    Congrats on the success of Pocket God … good luck to y'all in the future!

  • @dave you must have misunderstood … “screw pocket god” is a term of endearment.

    And you are right, pocket god is just an innocent bystander (call it, collateral damage) – in this article. But hey, it comes with the territory of being the #1 app in the App Store.

    Congrats on the success of Pocket God … good luck to y'all in the future!

  • @dave you must have misunderstood … “screw pocket god” is a term of endearment.

    And you are right, pocket god is just an innocent bystander (call it, collateral damage) – in this article. But hey, it comes with the territory of being the #1 app in the App Store.

    Congrats on the success of Pocket God … good luck to y'all in the future!

  • @dave you must have misunderstood … “screw pocket god” is a term of endearment.

    And you are right, pocket god is just an innocent bystander (call it, collateral damage) – in this article. But hey, it comes with the territory of being the #1 app in the App Store.

    Congrats on the success of Pocket God … good luck to y'all in the future!

  • @dave you must have misunderstood … “screw pocket god” is a term of endearment.

    And you are right, pocket god is just an innocent bystander (call it, collateral damage) – in this article. But hey, it comes with the territory of being the #1 app in the App Store.

    Congrats on the success of Pocket God … good luck to y'all in the future!

  • mrholder

    It's a Pyramid alright. The developer at the top gets all the money.

  • mrholder

    It's a Pyramid alright. The developer at the top gets all the money.

  • mrholder

    It's a Pyramid alright. The developer at the top gets all the money.

  • mrholder

    It's a Pyramid alright. The developer at the top gets all the money.

  • mrholder

    It's a Pyramid alright. The developer at the top gets all the money.

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Yes, you beat us to the punch with this Dollar Ring stuff. We'll have to scratch that off the list.

    BUT we are going to be first to market with our Bath Tub Ring App. It features step-by-step photos of how to leave a ring of hair and dirt in any bathtub. We had a camera crew out to the Secret Worldwide Headquarters yesterday to film the “making-of” video, and we'll be posting it on YouTube as soon as we can block out Sarge's naughty bits.

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Yes, you beat us to the punch with this Dollar Ring stuff. We'll have to scratch that off the list.

    BUT we are going to be first to market with our Bath Tub Ring App. It features step-by-step photos of how to leave a ring of hair and dirt in any bathtub. We had a camera crew out to the Secret Worldwide Headquarters yesterday to film the “making-of” video, and we'll be posting it on YouTube as soon as we can block out Sarge's naughty bits.

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Yes, you beat us to the punch with this Dollar Ring stuff. We'll have to scratch that off the list.

    BUT we are going to be first to market with our Bath Tub Ring App. It features step-by-step photos of how to leave a ring of hair and dirt in any bathtub. We had a camera crew out to the Secret Worldwide Headquarters yesterday to film the “making-of” video, and we'll be posting it on YouTube as soon as we can block out Sarge's naughty bits.

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Yes, you beat us to the punch with this Dollar Ring stuff. We'll have to scratch that off the list.

    BUT we are going to be first to market with our Bath Tub Ring App. It features step-by-step photos of how to leave a ring of hair and dirt in any bathtub. We had a camera crew out to the Secret Worldwide Headquarters yesterday to film the “making-of” video, and we'll be posting it on YouTube as soon as we can block out Sarge's naughty bits.

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Yes, you beat us to the punch with this Dollar Ring stuff. We'll have to scratch that off the list.

    BUT we are going to be first to market with our Bath Tub Ring App. It features step-by-step photos of how to leave a ring of hair and dirt in any bathtub. We had a camera crew out to the Secret Worldwide Headquarters yesterday to film the “making-of” video, and we'll be posting it on YouTube as soon as we can block out Sarge's naughty bits.

  • Darn it! … all the good ones keep getting taken … Bath Tub Ring App. We call the next good app idea … “shotgun” … it's ours!!

  • Darn it! … all the good ones keep getting taken … Bath Tub Ring App. We call the next good app idea … “shotgun” … it's ours!!

  • Darn it! … all the good ones keep getting taken … Bath Tub Ring App. We call the next good app idea … “shotgun” … it's ours!!

  • Darn it! … all the good ones keep getting taken … Bath Tub Ring App. We call the next good app idea … “shotgun” … it's ours!!

  • Darn it! … all the good ones keep getting taken … Bath Tub Ring App. We call the next good app idea … “shotgun” … it's ours!!

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  • Jeff

    Are you suffering from below average eyesight, or just too many drugs?
    What you see in your google search is not even close to the same thing. I dare you to compare building what you find on the internet with (MY) apps. If you notice people who have purchased and used the apps give them more than just a passing score. The designs are my original creations, not just screen shots from the web. As far as WORTH goes, what other apps that you can buy on the app store can give you skills that can actually make you money? People are always asking me if they can buy the rings once they see them. So I made an app, I know its not world changing, but there are some people out there that appreciate it.

    And I have to thank you! Its true, there is no such thing as bad publicity…

  • Jeff

    Are you suffering from below average eyesight, or just too many drugs?
    What you see in your google search is not even close to the same thing. I dare you to compare building what you find on the internet with (MY) apps. If you notice people who have purchased and used the apps give them more than just a passing score. The designs are my original creations, not just screen shots from the web. As far as WORTH goes, what other apps that you can buy on the app store can give you skills that can actually make you money? People are always asking me if they can buy the rings once they see them. So I made an app, I know its not world changing, but there are some people out there that appreciate it.

    And I have to thank you! Its true, there is no such thing as bad publicity…

  • Jeff

    Are you suffering from below average eyesight, or just too many drugs?
    What you see in your google search is not even close to the same thing. I dare you to compare building what you find on the internet with (MY) apps. If you notice people who have purchased and used the apps give them more than just a passing score. The designs are my original creations, not just screen shots from the web. As far as WORTH goes, what other apps that you can buy on the app store can give you skills that can actually make you money? People are always asking me if they can buy the rings once they see them. So I made an app, I know its not world changing, but there are some people out there that appreciate it.

    And I have to thank you! Its true, there is no such thing as bad publicity…

  • Jeff

    Are you suffering from below average eyesight, or just too many drugs?
    What you see in your google search is not even close to the same thing. I dare you to compare building what you find on the internet with (MY) apps. If you notice people who have purchased and used the apps give them more than just a passing score. The designs are my original creations, not just screen shots from the web. As far as WORTH goes, what other apps that you can buy on the app store can give you skills that can actually make you money? People are always asking me if they can buy the rings once they see them. So I made an app, I know its not world changing, but there are some people out there that appreciate it.

    And I have to thank you! Its true, there is no such thing as bad publicity…

  • Jeff

    Are you suffering from below average eyesight, or just too many drugs?
    What you see in your google search is not even close to the same thing. I dare you to compare building what you find on the internet with (MY) apps. If you notice people who have purchased and used the apps give them more than just a passing score. The designs are my original creations, not just screen shots from the web. As far as WORTH goes, what other apps that you can buy on the app store can give you skills that can actually make you money? People are always asking me if they can buy the rings once they see them. So I made an app, I know its not world changing, but there are some people out there that appreciate it.

    And I have to thank you! Its true, there is no such thing as bad publicity…

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