Shake Baby Until It Dies Update

shakebabytweet We went live with the our Baby Shaker story early this morning around 1:00am PST, including an announcement on Twitter. The first retweet was at 5:30am PST by @Dixwifey. From there, the word started to spread. We made a timezone re-tweet at 10:45am PST and after that, all hell broke loose with multiple re-tweets, passionate comments and outcries towards Apple requesting that Baby Shaker be removed from the App Store.

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At 11:07am PST, CNET broke the Baby Shaker story on their site (crediting KRAPPS). Shortly thereafter, Tech Crunch broke the story (crediting CNET). Twitter was going off with Baby Shaker tweets and retweets (still is at the time of writing). At approximately 3:30pm PST, mainstream media has picked up the Baby Shaker story: New York Times, Boston Herald, Washington Post, Los Angeles Times and more by the minute via Google News search.

In the end, the people were heard and Apple removed Baby Shaker … but not without exposure to a seriously flawed application approval system.

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Child abuse is not funny … shaking a baby on your iPhone until it dies is just F’ed up (just read the viewer comments below for real life child abuse horror stories) and not a laughing nor entertaining matter.

 

To conclude, reading the various Baby Shaker buzz, we’ve been noticing that Apple fanboy thinks Apple can do no wrong … saying Baby Shaker is not Apple’s fault, rather the developers. Uhhhh, WRONG NUT JOB! Apple is 100% responsible for the products they sell. Doesn’t matter if they developed it or not … if Apple sells it, they are responsible for the product … so STFU Apple fanboy and mix in a dose of reality.

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Comments

  • hungry person

    jesus close your legs

  • hungry person

    jesus close your legs

  • hungry person

    jesus close your legs

  • hungry person

    jesus close your legs

  • Angela

    Please dont ever procreate.

  • Angela

    Please dont ever procreate.

  • Angela

    Please dont ever procreate.

  • Angela

    Please dont ever procreate.

  • http://www.skrause.org/humor/deadbaby.shtml J Reynolds

    The following could make for an interesting quiz app. Hopefully they'll soothe everyone's nerve here.

    # What is funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.
    # What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
    Dart-boards don't bleed.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
    About 500 calories.
    # Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
    So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
    # Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
    The family used it to crack nuts.
    # Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
    They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
    # Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
    So you can see the expression on their faces.
    # Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
    So that if its born dead they can make soup.

  • http://www.skrause.org/humor/deadbaby.shtml J Reynolds

    The following could make for an interesting quiz app. Hopefully they'll soothe everyone's nerve here.

    # What is funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.
    # What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
    Dart-boards don't bleed.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
    About 500 calories.
    # Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
    So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
    # Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
    The family used it to crack nuts.
    # Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
    They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
    # Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
    So you can see the expression on their faces.
    # Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
    So that if its born dead they can make soup.

  • http://www.skrause.org/humor/deadbaby.shtml J Reynolds

    The following could make for an interesting quiz app. Hopefully they'll soothe everyone's nerve here.

    # What is funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.
    # What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
    Dart-boards don't bleed.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
    About 500 calories.
    # Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
    So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
    # Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
    The family used it to crack nuts.
    # Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
    They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
    # Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
    So you can see the expression on their faces.
    # Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
    So that if its born dead they can make soup.

  • http://www.skrause.org/humor/deadbaby.shtml J Reynolds

    The following could make for an interesting quiz app. Hopefully they'll soothe everyone's nerve here.

    # What is funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.
    # What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
    Dart-boards don't bleed.
    # What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
    About 500 calories.
    # Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
    So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
    # Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
    The family used it to crack nuts.
    # Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
    They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
    # Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
    So you can see the expression on their faces.
    # Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
    So that if its born dead they can make soup.

  • Steve ihand Jobs

    yeah this is a shitty app and its not funny at all but i find it funny how people are screaming for apple censorship… Big Daddy apple pleeeassee take the bad app away… Oh brother.. Wake up people make decisions on your own! IF you don't like the app don't support it hit em where it hurts their wallet or send em a bad review.. Don't ask for censorship or you might end up going down the wrong path with unintended consequences.

  • Steve ihand Jobs

    yeah this is a shitty app and its not funny at all but i find it funny how people are screaming for apple censorship… Big Daddy apple pleeeassee take the bad app away… Oh brother.. Wake up people make decisions on your own! IF you don't like the app don't support it hit em where it hurts their wallet or send em a bad review.. Don't ask for censorship or you might end up going down the wrong path with unintended consequences.

  • Steve ihand Jobs

    yeah this is a shitty app and its not funny at all but i find it funny how people are screaming for apple censorship… Big Daddy apple pleeeassee take the bad app away… Oh brother.. Wake up people make decisions on your own! IF you don't like the app don't support it hit em where it hurts their wallet or send em a bad review.. Don't ask for censorship or you might end up going down the wrong path with unintended consequences.

  • Steve ihand Jobs

    yeah this is a shitty app and its not funny at all but i find it funny how people are screaming for apple censorship… Big Daddy apple pleeeassee take the bad app away… Oh brother.. Wake up people make decisions on your own! IF you don't like the app don't support it hit em where it hurts their wallet or send em a bad review.. Don't ask for censorship or you might end up going down the wrong path with unintended consequences.

  • Lafonda

    LMFAO.

  • Lafonda

    LMFAO.

  • Lafonda

    word.

  • Lafonda

    word.

  • Lafonda

    shut up, you annoying cunt.
    I hope someone shakes YOU until you're blind and mentally disabled.

  • Lafonda

    shut up, you annoying cunt.
    I hope someone shakes YOU until you're blind and mentally disabled.

  • Lafonda

    you're an annoying twat-faced whore.
    when you “procreate”, if you haven't yet, I'll be first in line to shake your baby.

  • Lafonda

    you're an annoying twat-faced whore.
    when you “procreate”, if you haven't yet, I'll be first in line to shake your baby.

  • Random person

    Eww that's disgusting… but still funny lol

  • 1

    Good practice. They should charge more.

  • 1

    Good practice. They should charge more.