Twisted John

Title: Ringr Roulette
Category: Lifestyle

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hung John Ellis has a twisted sense of humor. He’s the guy who sets you up on a fugly blind date … buys your baby boy a “Hung Like A Five Year Old” onesie … thinks rock is dead because paper killed it … burns ants with a magnifying glass … wore a tuxedo t-shirt to his high school prom … is obsessed with Punk’d, Jackass and Viva La Bam.

Although twisted, John is a talented iPhone app developer and founder of Dove Valley Apps. Dove Valley released a very solid My Tag Show app … but their other offering – Ringr Roulette… well, it’s not exactly Google Earth material. John’s twisted humor was at it again – more on that later.

couture It’s a well known fact that most people suffer from Liquid Courage. You know … drink too much beer, wine, margaritas, etc … and suddenly you are attempting to score with hotties way out of your league, getting tattoos or thinking you’re a bad ass UFC fighter like Randy Couture. Another side effect of Liquid Courage is Drunk Dialing … making phone calls while intoxicated to ex-boyfriends/girlfriends or guys/girls you want to hook up with … bad idea! To help curb your drunk dialing urge – iPhone to the rescue – there are apps that will prevent you from dialing unless you can pass the programs built in sobriety test.

Now remember our friend “Twisted John”? He’s here to actually help you drunk dial … help you make an ass out of yourself … help you wake up the next morning and think “oh KRAPPS, what the hell did I do last night”. John’s brilliance gives every shit faced dumbass the ability to dial drunk dial … simply launch his Ringr Roulette app, shake your phone and boom … you are off to drunk dialing heaven. But John has some heart – he’s included a convenient “Chicken Out” button in case you’re really not that drunk … and the ability to program an “Exclude” list while you are sober, thus avoiding the drunk dial to your grandmother, priest, boss or parole officer at 3:00am. So no worries … have another beer … John’s got your back.

 Ringr Roulette Screen 1             Ringr Roulette Screen 2


FREE Ringr Roulette to KRAPPS Viewers!

Twisted John was kind enough to provide KRAPPS ten promo codes which will allow our viewers to download Ringr Roulette for FREE. Be one of the first 10 readers to either leave a comment on this post or direct message KRAPPS via Twitter and we’ll email you the download code while supplies last.

Comments

  • Fun! I love apps like this. Not everything NEEDS to be practical to be useful.

  • Fun! I love apps like this. Not everything NEEDS to be practical to be useful.

  • Agreed … KRAPPS come in all shapes and sizes … some we really think are pure KRAPPS, but some just make us LOL … like the saying says: Different Strokes For Different Folks

  • Agreed … KRAPPS come in all shapes and sizes … some we really think are pure KRAPPS, but some just make us LOL … like the saying says: Different Strokes For Different Folks

  • Could spawn a fun party game… random dialing for hilarity!

  • Could spawn a fun party game… random dialing for hilarity!

  • Great idea Tim!! Shoot us an email at info@krapps.com if you would like a download code for Ringr Roulette.

  • Great idea Tim!! That is classic!! Download/Promo code on the way!

  • sn_mic

    Hey.
    Tried it on twitter – but don´t get the follow action 🙁

    Would be happy to test the ringrs roulette app.

    Happy New Year,
    Mike

  • sn_mic

    Hey.
    Tried it on twitter – but don´t get the follow action 🙁

    Would be happy to test the ringrs roulette app.

    Happy New Year,
    Mike

  • All good Mike … Ringr Roulette download code has been sent via email … Happy New Year to you as well … give everyone in Germany our best!

  • All good Mike … Ringr Roulette download code has been sent via email … Happy New Year to you as well … give everyone in Germany our best!

  • steeev

    It might be a case of too little too late, but I guess I can try to stop future disasters…

  • steeev

    It might be a case of too little too late, but I guess I can try to stop future disasters…

  • Great timing! You claimed the last download code … email has been sent with the information – enjoy!

  • Great timing! You claimed the last download code … email has been sent with the information – enjoy!

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  • atbfn9

    greatest thing ever

  • atbfn9

    greatest thing ever

  • agreed … genius stuff … Twisted John ROCKS!

  • agreed … genius stuff … Twisted John ROCKS!

  • Alberto Reyes

    awesome! it looks pretty good!

  • Alberto Reyes

    awesome! it looks pretty good!

  • nice post, thx for sharing it

  • AngelinaBellew

    Bad blind dates happen. Sometimes, you can see blind date uncensored it just won’t work off the bat. But keep an open mind. It may just be a bad day or maybe its the weather.

  • Now remember our friend “Twisted John”? He’s here to actually help you drunk dial … help you make an ass out of yourself … help you wake up the next morning and think “oh KRAPPS, what the hell did I do last night”. John’s brilliance gives every shit faced dumbass the ability to dial drunk dial … simply launch his Ringr Roulette app, shake your phone and boom … you are off to drunk dialing heaven. But John has some heart – he’s included a convenient “Chicken Out” button in case you’re really not that drunk

  • Now remember our friend “Twisted John”? He’s here to actually help you drunk dial … help you make an ass out of yourself … help you wake up the next morning and think “oh KRAPPS, what the hell did I do last night”. John’s brilliance gives every shit faced dumbass the ability to dial drunk dial … simply launch his Ringr Roulette app, shake your phone and boom … you are off to drunk dialing heaven. But John has some heart – he’s included a convenient “Chicken Out” button in case you’re really not that drunk