A Masterpiece

Today we’d like to talk about one of the most fascinating things in life and the iPhone app dedicated to this magnificent thing. Basically this thing should be included as one of the 7 Wonders Of The World – it really is that HUGE. Heck, we get chills just thinking it … it’s big, really big. Like First Man On The Moon BIG! We know you’ll be equally as excited, drop everything and download this app. Ohhh, this is going to be SO good!

AlmondEmulator-Icon Ok – ok – ok … what is this awesome thing we are talking about? … wait for it … ALMONDS! Yes sirree … ALMONDS. Screw that trendy bacon krap, almonds are awesome! And boy is the world in luck because Trevis Rothwell has released a one-of-a-kind, dedicated almond app … AlmondEmulator. This is the sole almond app you’ll find in the App Store – go figure. Can’t believe our boy Trevis was the only one bright enough to recognize the brilliancy of almonds and release AlmondEmulator.

AlmondEmulator is too cool. When you touch the almond, its spits out various almond facts: “almonds are not true nuts, but are drupes” – “the almond is native to India, Syria and Turkey” – “almonds are a good source of Vitamin E”. I know – pretty exciting stuff. But wait, it gets even better. There are four buttons which you can press to 1) Taste, 2) Smell, 3) Feel and 4) Listen to the almond. And get this, when you press the “Taste” button, the following text appears: It tastes just like an almond. Press the “Smell” button = It smells just like an almond. “Feel” button = It feels just like an almond. “Listen” = It sounds just like an almond. Whoa … slow down there sparky … this is simply too amazing.

AlmondEmulator-Screen-2    AlmondEmulator-Screen-3

Yup, the AlmondEmulator is simply Un-Freaking-Believable! Huge of Apple for approving this app … and even more genius of Trevis for developing this masterpiece – just an amazing talent! So stop what your doing and download AlmondEmulator now! I know you’d pay upwards of $9.99 for this gem … but can you believe it’s FREE?!? And pay no attention to the user reviews below. These folks are just haters. The heck with them. Download now!

Waste of space. Deleted.
Not even worth the free download.
Shamelessly stupid app.
Absolute Uselessness. Why would such an app be allowed in the store?

March 2, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Thank you so much for the totally awesome review! I trust your readers will be inspired to download a copy of the Almond Emulator today! Or better yet, download a thousand!

  • Thank you so much for the totally awesome review! I trust your readers will be inspired to download a copy of the Almond Emulator today! Or better yet, download a thousand!

  • phatblat

    The perfect gift for the almond allergic. Now they can experience almonds without fear of death.

  • The perfect gift for the almond allergic. Now they can experience almonds without fear of death.

  • LOL … that is hysterical and certainly a selling point Trevis should mention 🙂

  • LOL … that is hysterical and certainly a selling point Trevis should mention 🙂

  • Hi Trevis! Thanks for stopping by … hey, if you do get a spike in downloads, you TOTALLY owe us a beer!

    FYI … take a look at phatblat's comment below … LOL … might be an idea you can leverage.

    Take care and good luck … wishing you success with your Music Measurement app (solid stuff) and of course our fave, Almond Emulator.

  • Hi Trevis! Thanks for stopping by … hey, if you do get a spike in downloads, you TOTALLY owe us a beer!

    FYI … take a look at phatblat's comment below … LOL … might be an idea you can leverage.

    Take care and good luck … wishing you success with your Music Measurement app (solid stuff) and of course our fave, Almond Emulator.

  • LOL … that is hysterical and certainly a selling point Trevis should mention 🙂

  • Hi Trevis! Thanks for stopping by … hey, if you do get a spike in downloads, you TOTALLY owe us a beer!

    FYI … take a look at phatblat's comment below … LOL … might be an idea you can leverage.

    Take care and good luck … wishing you success with your Music Measurement app (solid stuff) and of course our fave, Almond Emulator.

  • Thank you so much for the totally awesome review! I trust your readers will be inspired to download a copy of the Almond Emulator today! Or better yet, download a thousand!

  • The perfect gift for the almond allergic. Now they can experience almonds without fear of death.

  • LOL … that is hysterical and certainly a selling point Trevis should mention 🙂

  • Hi Trevis! Thanks for stopping by … hey, if you do get a spike in downloads, you TOTALLY owe us a beer!

    FYI … take a look at phatblat's comment below … LOL … might be an idea you can leverage.

    Take care and good luck … wishing you success with your Music Measurement app (solid stuff) and of course our fave, Almond Emulator.