iKnock Answers With Japanese Peeing Torture

iDomo The Japanese rock! Everything from sushi (no, California Rolls don’t count you pussy), to Domo-Kun, to those totally unique G-Shock watches, mix in a little sake, to aqua-titanium embedded Phiten necklaces … hell, we even have an uber-cool manga tattoo on our lower left leg (hurt like a mofo … but no pain, no gain). And of course, we love those crazy Japanese television game shows. You know, the one where women tie raw meat to their head and lower their faces into a glass box with a komodo dragon … chomp, chomp – OUCH! Or the one where a bunch of dudes repeat a tongue twister and if they screw up, they get whacked in the nuts by this nasty torture contraption – OUCH!

 

And the insanity doesn’t stop at Japanese game shows … they’ve made their way to the iPhone. Take for example the latest app from Japanese developer ZOO called iKnock. The folks at ZOO thought it would be fun to find some guy who desperately needs to take a piss … place him in front of a bathroom … only to have the bathroom locked, occupied by some a-hole taking his freaking sweet time on the can.

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Talk about torture … poor dude is right there, inches away from relieving himself … but can’t. He keeps knocking on the door – knocking and knocking … only to receive such rude replies as “Keep Quiet” or “Wait A Little”. Now dude starts freaking out. He breaks into the classic Pee-Pee Dance … trying so hard not to piss his pants … poor bastard even starts  turning different colors, he has to pee so bad. See the demo video to check out the pure madness and cruelty of iKnock.

 

WTH?!? Why would anyone create such a sadistic game? Easy answer … crazy Japanese.  And hey, good news for all you sadists like us … iKnock is FREE [iTunes] … enjoy!

October 1, 2009 | Filed Under Games 

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