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Three Wolf Moon Attempts The iPhone – Can It Attract Women?

Surely you’ve heard of Three Wolf Moon. You know, the most awesome t-shirt EVER! Why so awesome … uh, hello – just wear it and … chicks will find you irresistible, dudes will fear your power and you’ll possess magical healing abilities. Damn straight … how else do you think Steve Jobs obtained all his kick ass power and awesomeness? Look at his picture here on the right –> ah, you see … Three Wolf Moon t-shirt … that’s how. Need more proof … #1 selling apparel item on Amazon, major media news coverage on ABC, BBC, NYT and other popular acronyms. And check this out … tonight’s episode of The Office will feature Dwight in a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt … SICK (so yeah, if you want mystic and magic, you better BIN –
buy it now on Amazon – before all The Office freaks sell it out)!

[Ok, so by now you either totally “get” the Three Wolf Moon awesomeness or think we’ve completely lost our minds – which is probably true, but besides the point. If you’re of the insanity opinion, click here, become enlightened by reading the short ABC News article … then come back and play along.]

But why should these bitchin’ wolves stop at t-shirts? Why not a movie, a theme park, a USB thumb drive, trading cards or Slurpee cups? Heck a Three Wolf Moon-based book deal, Sheep In Wolves’ Clothing, has already been proposed. And of course, was there ever a doubt … there’s an app for that.

Oh come on! Don’t act so surprised – you knew this was coming. The Wolf Moon app … developer Ryan Pardue’s ode to Three Wolf Moon. While we’ve not had sufficient time to examine this potential iPhone phenomenon … early “Pros” observations include – has wolves on it and uh, that’s about it … while “Cons” remark – has wolves on it but only 3 – cannot see wolves while playing Pocket God (memo to self: jailbreak iPhone to enable multitasking) – wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

And what about this whole “Chicks Dig Me Cuz I Do The Three Wolf Moon” thing? Well we’re not exactly sure if this attribute translates to the Wolf Moon app, however once we finish our Tuscan Whole Milk, we’ll head over to Walmart on our courtesy-scooter and see if we can hook up with any asthmatic breathing, Mountain Dew drinking hotties … stay tuned!

But until then, please note, when purchasing Wolf Moon … you don’t put this app on your iPhone, you put it in your soul.