Breasts Are Confusing – Bra Meter Can Help

Kid-Staring-At-Boobs Have you ever looked at a woman’s breasts and been confused? Call ‘em what you want … boobies, knockers, tatas, the twins, cans, hooters, headlights, melons or rack … the bottom line is – breasts are baffling!

And we’ll be the first to admit, when we look at a woman’s gazongas, the first thing that enters our mind is … “Hmmm, wonder how big those puppies are” (second thing is … “fake or real” … where’s that iPhone app?). Yeah, men are pigs, whatever … but it’s not like breasts are confusing to only the male gender. Nope, women are just as confused about their breasts as their Martian friends (to be clear, men are really not Martians … hoping for a clever reference to the “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” book). Why else would there be the Bra And Cup Size Calculator app? Because breasts are just as confusing to the ladies … they keep forgetting their bust size … they need an iPhone app to remind them how grand are their tetons.

So getting back to the confused Martians … great news! Apple has just approved a new app which will take the guess work out of that age old question, “how big are they?” – Bra Meter.

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See that? Awesome! Simply pick one of the nine bra letters (A though H) and a size 1 polka dot bikini girrrl appears with the corresponding rack. Of course since this app is geared towards Martians, a clever “definition” of the bra size letter appears on the screen … C = Can’t Complain, E = Enormous … along with the proper facial expression from bikini girl’s gawkers … E = eyes wide open, big smile, tongue hanging out of mouth.

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Now we realize some of you might be thinking that Bra Meter is an offensive and sexist app. Nah, not even close. A really offensive and sexist app would be the “As Seen In The Wall Street Journal” app … Shake That Booty. And judging by real live Bra Meter user ratings, we’re thinking Bra Meter is the boob.

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November 4, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

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  • I love boobs don't get me wrong, but if want pay to see or know about boobs i'll go to a strip club..LMAO.

  • we see your point … many similarities between a Strip Club and a
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  • I love boobs don't get me wrong, but if want pay to see or know about boobs i'll go to a strip club..LMAO.

  • we see your point … many similarities between a Strip Club and a
    Library