Sorority Pillow Fights App – Must Resist!

[must resist … must resist … must resist]

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It saddens us to write this article because we know better … and yet, we failed. We know better than to fall for some cheap sleazy app featuring scantly clad smokin’ hot chicks with big boobs … and yet, we flopped. Exactly what caused our failure to resist is still under investigation. Perhaps it was the app’s promise of “patented Jiggle-Vision technology” … we’re suckers for cutting edge techie stuff. Or maybe it was the app’s “Bounce-O-Rama enhancement” … can you blame us, enhancements are all good. Could’ve been the app’s opening line … “Meeeooowww!” … cats are all the rage these days.

But ultimately, we think it was a combination of the above, coupled with the entire app’s saucy description. Damn you porn marketing folks … the way you write this shit, how could any normal, red-blooded male resist the Sorority Pillow Fights app? Read it for yourself and see why you’ll automatically hit the $4.99 buy button … then go ahead, pick your jaw up from off the ground.

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LMAO – damn, this IS like reading the cover of a porno:

“Watch in amazement as eight well-padded, smokin’-hot sorority babes … beat the living daylights out of each other”

“Witness the shocking, rotating Beds Of Death”

“Drool over international supermodel sensations”

And of course, the nail in the coffin … “Jiggle-Vision Technology”. Or was it … “Bounc-O-Rama Enhancement”? Can’t quite figure out which one we love more.

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So we would like to extend our apologies to you … our most excellent viewing audience. Apologies for finding Sorority Pillow Fights irresistible and featuring it here in the Hallows of KRAPPS. Our typically sound judgment was blinded by Jiggle-Vision technology. And yes, of course … we’ll descend to the Beds of Death for our deserving punishment (but whatever, we’ll be smiling the whole time … cuz we saw bouncing sorority boobs … hee, hee).

February 4, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Nice! what happens on your iphone stays on your iphone. get it? lol

  • LOL … yes Fight Club … you are killing us smalls! <get it?> 😉

  • Nice! what happens on your iphone stays on your iphone. get it? lol

  • LOL … yes Fight Club … you are killing us smalls! <get it?> 😉