Amazing Dirty Sex City Names For iPhone – Really, Really Bad (Names)

Our apologies in advance! For whatever reason we are feeling a bit childish today and reverting to a preteen mentality. But hey, don’t blame us … this is what happens when all “overtly sexual” content is removed from the App Store and one must stretch for a bit of iPhone titillation. So bear with us while we streeeeetch with the Amazing Dirty Sex City Names app.

Sex-City-Names-Title

Aside from the blatant attempt at being a search engine magnet … at first … Amazing Dirty Sex City Names made us question this whole business of Apple protecting their brand from cheesy sex-oriented apps. Yeah, the cheese factor on this one is off the charts! But although probably best suited for a frat party or some boy’s/girl’s night out … Amazing Dirty Sexy Names managed to induce a Beavis and Butthead-like chuckle from us. Big Beaver, Pennsylvania … huh, huh. Dildo, Newfoundland … huh, huh. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania … huh, huh.

Sex-City-Names-1  Big-Beaver-PA

Sex-City-Names-2  dildo-newfoundland

Sex-City-Names-3  Blue-Ball-PA

And the whole sophomoric episode continues – Fort Dick, California … Spread Eagle, Wisconsin … Middelfart, Denmark … Sexmoan, Philippines … Long Dong, China … Pussy Creek, Ohio … and on and on. Ok …we’ll stop … after one more. Did you know it takes 4 hours to get from Intercourse to Climax? Huh, huh … when traveling between those two cities in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania … HA!

Spread-Eagle-Wisconsin

Agreed … Amazing Dirty Sex City Names is over the top in cheese … but beggars can’t be choosey in the App Store these days. 

March 3, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

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