Fart Smeller iPhone App – Enough Said

Oh my … the Fart Smeller iPhone app by Zambo Software … LMAO, where do we begin? Ah screw it … no need to steal the developer’s thunder … just read the app’s description:

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***THE APP THAT SMELLS YOUR FART!***

[oh really … an app that smells your fart? what will they think of next?]

A Fart Smeller will be there when your farts are at the worse and no one else can bare to smell them!

 

Fart into the speaker in this app, then wait and receive feedback on how bad or good your fart smelled!

[hmmm … not only does Zambo Software want us to fart into our iPhone, but also pay them money for it?]

A Fart Smeller can take any kind of farts, even if it has the potential to be deadly! So let your fart rip!

And there you have it … your iPhone now has the capability to smell farts. Aside from the fact that this app is wrong on so many levels, our biggest concern is NOT that Apple approved Fart Smeller … but the fact they had to test it for proper functionality.

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“Uh Richard … can you come here for a second? I’m reviewing this new app and need your assistance. Can you please bend over and fart into my iPhone?”

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Comments

  • This app makes a good couple with fart dialer.

  • LOL … yeah, it's kinda fart week on KRAPPS 😉

  • I'll have to let my cats test it.

  • now there's an even better idea … Cat Fart Smeller 😉

  • TerryNorris

    What a joke…a sad, unfunny joke. This is what kills me about Apple. They won't let adult companies make high quality iPhone Apps for a huge market (that Apple would profit from), but they allow idiotic crap like this in the App Store. Where has the consistency gone…was it ever there?

  • yeah, just follow our site every day and it'll get even more depressing …
    while Jobs is boasting at the WWDC keynote that 95% of apps get approved in
    less than a week, perhaps more effort should be put towards the App Store
    policies and procedures

  • TerryNorris

    What a joke…a sad, unfunny joke. This is what kills me about Apple. They won't let adult companies make high quality iPhone Apps for a huge market (that Apple would profit from), but they allow idiotic crap like this in the App Store. Where has the consistency gone…was it ever there?

  • yeah, just follow our site every day and it'll get even more depressing …
    while Jobs is boasting at the WWDC keynote that 95% of apps get approved in
    less than a week, perhaps more effort should be put towards the App Store
    policies and procedures