Pocket Party Cup App Turns Users Into Shit-For-Brains Douchebags

One of our favorite sites to visit on a daily basis is Hot Chicks with Douchebags (HCwDB). Ed Hardy t-shirts, spiky frosted hair, steroid induced muscles and spray-on tans … HCwDB is a showcase of asshat clubbing manwhores attempting to grind on any hotties nearby. Below is a sampling of the über-douchebaggery found on HCwDB.

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Now if you look close, you can see a common element in each of these pictures. See it? The red party cup … or as the folks at HCwDB call it – Ubiquitous Red Cup (URC). URC is an icon at HCwDB that helps validate the hottie/douchey coupling … or as the author’s put it “the URC’s frequent appearances, some obvious, some hidden, serve as the unifying force that pulls all spiritual hott/douche yin-yang polarity into one larger cohesive whole.”

And now all iPhone users can join the time-honored tradition of Hot Chicks with Douchebags with their very own Ubiquitous Red Cup iPhone app under the guise of Pocket Party Cup.

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Just like real live douchebags, the Pocket Party Cup is completely useless and a drain on society. Launch the Pocket Party Cup and all you get is an image of a red cup … WOW! Oh yeah, one more thing … to top off the doucheness of this app, shake your iPhone and it screams “YEAH!” … yeah, freaking brilliant and an essential application for every
shit-for-brains douchebag.   

May 1, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

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