Amazing Human Calculator Determines How Much Snot You’ve Swallowed And More

Amazing-Human-Calculator-2 Have you ever wondered how old you are down to the second? Or the number of times you’ve blinked? How long your hair would be if you never cut it? How much toothpaste have you used?

Yeah … neither have we. Pretty bizarre thoughts for us normal peeps … but let’s try some others …

How much snot you’ve swallowed? Or the lifetime weight of your poop?  How about the amount of liquid you’ve peed? Number of times your farted?

We hear you … still a resounding “NO”. Well since we brought it up and through the power of suggestion … you probably are now wondering the exact amount of snot you’ve swallowed over the course of your lifetime. And since we’re not a bunch of stuck-up teases, we have the answers! But first you must download the Amazing Human Calculator app.

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Amazing Human Calculator [iTunes] is a new FREE app from LOLer Apps which attempts to satisfy your bizarre and random curiosities. Being the eccentric folks they are, LOLer Apps spent many months researching the strangest human facts and gifting their findings in the form of the Amazing Human Calculator app.

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Simply enter the date and time of your birth and the Human Calculator will spit out 22 freaky facts, custom calculated for the individual user … how much blood has been recycled through your body, how many hours you’ve spent yawning or how long would your nails be if you never clipped them. 

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Fascinating and frightening material considering an average 35 year old has eaten over 60,000 pounds of food and swallowed nearly 13,000 quarts of snot. BLEH … too much information!

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May 6, 2010 | Filed Under Lifestyle 

Comments

  • How much does Monica Lewinsky shallowed? is there an app for that?

  • Totally useless information!

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  • Howie

    Actually, for a free app, this is pretty cool. Much more info than an age calculator app i saw the other day. Great review.

  • thanks for the visit and comment … agreed, the age calculator portion of
    the app is very well done, accurate down to the ticking second

  • Howie

    Actually, for a free app, this is pretty cool. Much more info than an age calculator app i saw the other day. Great review.

  • thanks for the visit and comment … agreed, the age calculator portion of
    the app is very well done, accurate down to the ticking second