Need A Lumbar Puncture? Don’t Worry, There’s An App For That!

Last week, Gizmodo ran a hysterical iPhone-related Cyanide and Happiness cartoon. Pictured is a dude with massive bleeding from the chest … a bear tore out his ribcage. But no worries … an iPhone owner comes across the gory scene, launches his iPhone, heals ribcage dude and flies off into the skies.

iPhone-Hero

Indeed there is an app for everything … making us iPhone owners 100% bad asses. We’ve already discussed some of the <for lack of a better term> “unique” things you can do with your iPhone …

>> Spy on your kids
>> Count your sperm
>> Win when the stock market crashes
>> Write your own obituary

And now you can add another to this ever growing list, a Lumbar Puncture (aka spinal tap).

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Lumbar Puncture Screen 1   Lumbar Puncture Screen 3

Now granted, the Lumbar Puncture app doesn’t perform an actual spinal tap <duh>, but given its multimedia step-by-step instructional guide, you’ll become a skilled surgeon in no time. What? A disclaimer? …

Lumbar-Puncture-Warning

LOL … oh yeah, that’ll work. You know damn well there will be some jackass who will use the Lumbar Puncture app to perform an actual spinal tap … on a friend … in their garage … broadcasting live on Justin.tv.

Ha! Screw med school … get an iPhone!

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  • Ace

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  • careful

  • Derrick

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  • samdman

    CarefUl

  • Tramain

    Careful

  • ungeheier

    Careful

  • heeyy krapps….miss me much?

  • The iGeek! What's up our fave hippie kid … where you been? Heard you got in trouble … it's all good – we always welcome you here, just as long as you behave 😉 thanks for the visit bro!

  • wha? nah, i had school startin and twitter got in the way a little….but lifes been good and all

  • alright … good to have you back at Kasa de KRAPPS … cya

  • oh well screw that my charger just broke bibi until i get a new one!