The Yin And Yang Of iPhone Sex Apps

yinyangcats Ok, enough with the fun and games … there can only be so much Dancing Bacon Man, Ow My Balls, HornyMeter or Race Car Piles Of Poop. Silly is fine … but balance is essential. So today, we get all mind ninja on you … let’s dive into Chinese philosophy and discuss the concept of Yin and Yang. Oh don’t worry … it won’t be “CRAZY mind shit ninja” – it’ll just be  “BASIC mind shit ninja”. After all, this is the iPhone App Store we’re talking about … pretty mindless drivel for the most part.

Dogs So Yin and Yang … per Wikipedia: “yin and yang are complementary opposites within a greater whole. Many natural dualities – e.g. dark and light, female and male, low and high – are cast in Chinese thought as yin yang.”

Alrighty then – so in a high level nutshell … Opposite Forces In The Universe. And WTF does this have to do with iPhone apps? LOL … well just check out these two “Natural App Store Dualities” and you’ll totally understand the concept of Yin And Yang.

Casual Sex – Promiscuous Sex … oh it’s so good, isn’t it? One night stands … no emotional attachments … friends with benefits … hooking up anytime, anywhere. Oh and those late night booty calls – the bomb! Makes you feel like Da Shid. And why not … you bang, you leave … you ROCK. And since you rock it, what you really need is the Booty Gong app … made for Superstar Shagger like yourself. Like you and your boinking lifestyle, Booty Gong has one sole purpose … to announce you just completed a successful booty call.

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LOL … Booty Gong. LOL … Casual Sex. LOL … One Night Stands. Yeah, whatever freaks – have fun with your venereal disease. Go ahead and bang all you want … the real deal is purity … saving yourself until marriage. Purity is a lifestyle commitment based on the Purity Pledge. A type of personal and spiritual belief that one carries privately in their heart and soul. Ahh, screw it … all the cool Purity kids have bitchin’ iPhones, so we pure peeps need a bitchin’ PurityRing app.

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And on a final note … party with the Booty Gong and PurityRing developers at Casa de KRAPPS … LOL, that outta be one uncomfortable riot of an evening.

Comments

  • http://mcdevzone.com/ mike3k

    did all of those apps get a 17+ rating?

  • http://mcdevzone.com/ mike3k

    did all of those apps get a 17+ rating?

  • http://mcdevzone.com/ mike3k

    did all of those apps get a 17+ rating?

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    Very good point! Let's see … PurityRing = 12+ rating & Booty Gong = 9+
    rating. LOL and WTF with the Booty Gong rating … yeah, all those 9 year
    olds really should be promoting their promiscuous sex conquers.

    But then an app like “I Can Has Cheezburger” is being held hostage for a 17+
    rating … WTF is that?

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    Very good point! Let's see … PurityRing = 12+ rating & Booty Gong = 9+
    rating. LOL and WTF with the Booty Gong rating … yeah, all those 9 year
    olds really should be promoting their promiscuous sex conquers.

    But then an app like “I Can Has Cheezburger” is being held hostage for a 17+
    rating … WTF is that?

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    Very good point! Let's see … PurityRing = 12+ rating & Booty Gong = 9+
    rating. LOL and WTF with the Booty Gong rating … yeah, all those 9 year
    olds really should be promoting their promiscuous sex conquers.

    But then an app like “I Can Has Cheezburger” is being held hostage for a 17+
    rating … WTF is that?

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