Ok, let’s just cut to the chase. Two hot chicks … sweaty, salty, bouncy breasts. And that’s pretty much all you need to know about the Gym Babes app. Enough said … skip to the bouncing boobies video at the end of this article.
Now if you insist on taking a closer look, we got you covered. Let’s start by meeting the stars of Gym Babes, Emilia and Skaiste (no idea how to pronounce her name … but really, are names even important in this app?). Emilia works for an ad agency and can be described as “happy-go-lucky”. She likes to make people smile and thus is willing to share her running magic with you. Now Skaiste, on the other hand, seems to be a bitch. She is too serious, rarely smiles and is a lawyer (ah, that explains it). But she’s a bitch by reason … men are always checking this sweet thing out. So she probably uses her bitchyness as a shield for protection … very enigmatic and intriguing.
Now imagine if you were one of those hi-tech peeping toms who setup video cameras in women’s locker rooms, dressing rooms, showers, etc. Gym Babes has sort of that voyeur feel to it. However instead of a women’s dressing room, your camera is mounted on a treadmill inside the local gym … providing you extreme boobie close-ups of seemingly unsuspecting female gym members. Both Emilia and Skaiste have three videos each … running, walking and slow motion running. Each video provides ample titillating pleasure.
Similar to the sexed-up Knicker Picker app we recently reviewed … Gym Babes will enable guys of all ages to waste hours of their lives getting their quasi sexual jollies. And like the developer, Vertex, writes … “Life is beautiful when you can enjoy this”. LOL – actually the entire Gym Babes description is pretty comedic in it of itself …
Bad day? – Gym Babes will help cheer you up! Two gorgeous girls working out, can this get better? – Uh, apparently not … just look at these actual user reviews …
However Gym Babes is not without its faults, which hopefully the pervs … errr … the developers at Vertex will rectify in a future update: no rear view shots for the Ass Man and no hot chicks working out in lingerie (hey, don’t all hot chicks work out in lingerie?).
As you can see by the video below … Gym Babes is a total loser … errr … winner! And we can totally see why Apple would reject that piece of shit app Google Voice in favor of Gym Babes. Hey, can this get any better? … guess the U.S. Government will decide.