Pretty Poo – A Curiously Bizarre App

True Story (don’t believe us? – click here):
One crisp winter evening in the snow-covered Swiss Alps, three friends were enjoying a pot of homemade cheese fondue. Apparently this fondue was “magical”, because it inspired Jennifer, Indri and Marco to start a company … Digital Mint Apps … dedicated to creating designer iPhone apps. Apparently the three were sick of fart apps (agreed!) and wanted to offer the world apps which are both fun to use and a pleasure to look at. Their mission,  create an app based on the theme … Stupid With Style.

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Hmmm … fart apps suck – fun to use – pleasure to look at … sounds like Digital Mint Apps came up with a winning recipe for App Store success. And now, after seven months of working their asses off … Digital Mint Apps proudly presents their alternative to those lame fart apps … Pretty Poo.

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LOL … WTH is this? Keep the poo happy by shaking away the flies?!? Basically a moody pile of poop … smiling and crying – smiling and crying. But hey, your life would suck too if you had flies constantly buzzing up in your grill. And good to see Digital Mint Apps steering way clear of Fart Boulevard … farts and poop totally different – right?

But look … words cannot do justice for the Pretty Poo app. PLEASE watch the brilliant demo video to gain full appreciation and insight into Digital Mint Apps’ efforts (although debatable, we assure you the developers were not on drugs while shooting this clip) …

 

Ahh … this is great! Crazy Swiss making crazy apps. But it’s not just apps … Pretty Poo is positioned to take over the world with a clever social media and merchandising scheme. You got your Pretty Poo Facebook page … some Pretty Poo on Twitter … a bit of Pretty Poo television on YouTube … and Pretty Poo shirts, hats, umbrellas, boxer shorts, messenger bags, etc. Watch out Sponge Bob … Pretty Poo is going to poop all over your animated success and become the new King of Stupid, with style of course!

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Comments

  • ungeheier

    Oh Poop!

  • Name

    I've been waiting three weeks now for my real app to be approved, and seeing kr/apps like this makes me want to commit mayhem. my company is so looking forward to our Android development and getting the fuck away from Apple.

  • Your frustrations with Apple's overall Developer Program is very common and
    something we hear repeatedly from other developers … take solice in the
    fact that you are not alone. And as you note, it would behoove Apple to
    “listen” to its developers as viable alternatives are beginning to surface
    … Apple is not the only game in town any more.

  • We the creators of pretty poo, perfectly understand you, it is frustrating having to wait for ages for your app to be approved (and IF it will be approved). You see, we also create more serious and useful stuff, such as onmobo.com, however, we created pretty poo to have some fun, to lighten up a bit from the serious everyday work. And don't you think that pretty poo is more pretty than fart machine, fart cushion or even worse “porn” apps?

  • Your frustrations with Apple's overall Developer Program is very common and
    something we hear repeatedly from other developers … take solice in the
    fact that you are not alone. And as you note, it would behoove Apple to
    “listen” to its developers as viable alternatives are beginning to surface
    … Apple is not the only game in town any more.

  • We the creators of pretty poo, perfectly understand you, it is frustrating having to wait for ages for your app to be approved (and IF it will be approved). You see, we also create more serious and useful stuff, such as onmobo.com, however, we created pretty poo to have some fun, to lighten up a bit from the serious everyday work. And don't you think that pretty poo is more pretty than fart machine, fart cushion or even worse “porn” apps?