Need A Lumbar Puncture? Don’t Worry, There’s An App For That!

Last week, Gizmodo ran a hysterical iPhone-related Cyanide and Happiness cartoon. Pictured is a dude with massive bleeding from the chest … a bear tore out his ribcage. But no worries … an iPhone owner comes across the gory scene, launches his iPhone, heals ribcage dude and flies off into the skies.

iPhone-Hero

Indeed there is an app for everything … making us iPhone owners 100% bad asses. We’ve already discussed some of the <for lack of a better term> “unique” things you can do with your iPhone …

>> Spy on your kids
>> Count your sperm
>> Win when the stock market crashes
>> Write your own obituary

And now you can add another to this ever growing list, a Lumbar Puncture (aka spinal tap).

Now granted, the Lumbar Puncture app doesn’t perform an actual spinal tap <duh>, but given its multimedia step-by-step instructional guide, you’ll become a skilled surgeon in no time. What? A disclaimer? …

LOL … oh yeah, that’ll work. You know damn well there will be some jackass who will use the Lumbar Puncture app to perform an actual spinal tap … on a friend … in their garage … broadcasting live on Justin.tv.

Ha! Screw med school … get an iPhone!

Technorati Tags: Procedures Lumbar Puncture,Apple,iPhone,App Store,KRAPPS,Humor

September 24, 2009 | Filed Under Health

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