Pussy Lovers, Tits And Boobies – The Joke Is Over, Banned!

caprice [kuh-prees] –noun : a sudden, impulsive change in the way one thinks or acts; freakish notion; whim

Yesterday we ran an article about two curiously named iPhone apps … Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies. Obviously the titles are a play on words and the apps are best served as  practical jokes. Come on Mensa, did you really think you were getting vagina pics?

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Pussy and boobies developer Samir Roy stated to us that his two apps are doing very well. Within 24 hours of release, each of the apps landed in the top 10 of their respective category. Currently Pussy Lovers is the #6 Free Lifestyle app, while Tits And Boobies is #3 in the Free Eduction category. Samir indicated that Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies have enjoyed nearly 300,000 combined downloads within 11 days of going live.

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BanHammer But like the tale of Romeo and Juliet, this love affair with pussy and boobies has a tragic ending … Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies are being removed from the App Store. Apple has made a sudden and impulsive change … the apps have been deemed inappropriate for the App Store. Apple’s logic (we use the term loosely) is that both Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies do not contain content that match the title. Samir inquired if he updated the apps with images of vaginas and breasts, could he receive Apple’s approval using the same title (funny guy that Samir). Apple made it clear, they are not asking him to include pictures of vaginas … and gave a “maybe” on breasts. Understandably, Samir is frustrated … guess he’ll need to pull the plug on his upcoming app Big Cocks (roosters).

At the time of this writing, Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies are still available for download … but you better hurry … the joke is almost over.

Comments

  • http://www.itito.co.nr iTito Designs

    Why iTunes Why? i never got to see them tits and pussies, screw you apple bring my pussie app back.

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    No Pussy For You!!!

  • vivianaranha

    Dont worry I have just submitted updated version for both the apss – Wait and Watch what they had asked :) – You will be surprised how a little can make Apple happy

  • susanbdot

    I think it's hysterical that people gave the apps bad reviews because they don't include prohibited content.

    Apple's reaction is somehow even more funny.

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    LOL … exactly … of course Apple will approve pictures of vaginas!

    As noted, we thought the apps were great practical jokes … luckily we
    downloaded them before they were pulled by Apple :(

    The dev has been in contact and indicated that the apps were re-submitted
    …. new names of course, just not the same.

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    LOL … exactly … of course Apple will approve pictures of vaginas!

    As noted, we thought the apps were great practical jokes … luckily we
    downloaded them before they were pulled by Apple :(

    The dev has been in contact and indicated that the apps were re-submitted
    …. new names of course, just not the same.