WTH Apple! ‘Pussy Lovers’ And ‘Tits And Boobies’ Apps?

We received a tip from the folks at Just Another iPhone Blog … they spotted something scandalous and thought we should be all over it. A new app was recently approved by Apple … Tits and Boobies.

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The description reads as follows …

These tits and boobies are wide exposed and open to nature. You can see them as God intended to be viewed in their real forms.

Seriously, WTH!! … wide exposed and open to nature. Holy shit … visions of exhibitionists and nudist camps raced through our heads. Lately we’ve seen a lot of apps with sexy titles attempting to draw viewer attention (mainly boobs), but since tits is a first for Apple, we decided to investigate further.

We checked out the developer responsible for Tits and Boobies … Samir … and what we found was even more shocking than the original tip. From the same developer, Apple approved … Pussy Lovers.

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The description reads as follows …

If you love pussy, this application is for you. Each and every pussy is more and more tight and super tempting.

OMG!! … tight and tempting pussies? Apple has completely gone insane. Thinking in lieu of cash bonuses this year, Apple passed out some hairy buds from Humboldt.

For the first time ever, we were intimidated by an app … scared to download both Pussy Lovers and Tits and Boobies. But we did, for the sake of this article and our viewing rage_fu_guy audience.

As we scanned through Pussy Lovers and Tits and Boobies, a reoccurring thought went through our heads … a scandalous tip? – FFFFUUUU Just Another iPhone Blog!

Just look at this Brazilian Pussy and a Great Tit … FFFFUUUU!

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December 28, 2009 | Filed Under Education, Entertainment 

Comments

  • tl

    Those apps will reach number 1 soon. Plus, no one will ever leave a negative comment with their names, after downloading that app.

    That guy is a genius! Too bad his apps are that lame…

  • yeah, it's like we saw this billboard in Vegas … first line, in huge font
    -> SEX … then it said, “now that we have your attention” … LOL

  • WoW! that tit looks awesome, not the same for the pussy, looks hairy. LMAO

  • yeah … we weren't expecting so much hair on the Shorthaired Brazilian
    Pussy … seems odd

  • by the way that tit looks like my grandmas, she has a tit just like that and her pussy is old and brown. hahahahahahaha

  • vivianaranha

    Just got another app approved by the same Developer “Kamasutra – Sex Positions” and guess what it has actual positions but its funny…. I think I forgive the guy

  • LOL…. I immediately thought of Mrs. Slocombe & her pussy.

  • ah yes … Are You Being Served? … classic stuff … which reminds us, off
    to check it out on YouTube

  • really? we thought for sure his next app approved would be Big Cocks
    (roosters, of course)

  • vivianaranha

    Just Keep on coming back – We have more of those apps in teh pipeline…. Check out the official blog at http://www.vivianaranha.com

  • ahhhh … you are up to something 😉 thanks and will do

  • vivianaranha

    Apple just called teh developer and asked him to rename the apps and they will remove it out of the appstore soon…

  • UPDATE:

    Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies have been banned from the App Store. Read details -> http://krapps.com/2009/12/29/pussy-lovers-tits-…

  • vivianaranha

    Hi Guys

    Good News…. After changing the names – Apple has approved the apps again.

    Pussy Cat Lovers
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/p-y-lovers/id346…

    Birds: Tits and Boobies
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/t-s-and-boobies/…

  • vivianaranha

    Hi Guys

    Good News…. After changing the names – Apple has approved the apps again.

    Pussy Cat Lovers
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/p-y-lovers/id346…

    Birds: Tits and Boobies
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/t-s-and-boobies/…