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Augmented Reality For Pizza – Seriously, Why?


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threadless-iphone-poop There’s a cool t-shirt at Threadless.com which says … “Having an iPhone has completely changed the way I poop”. LOL … ain’t that the truth. The iPhone is information and productivity at its finest. Just think of all the things you can do while taking an iCrap … read the latest news, post to your blog, Twitter (we admit … been there, done that), play a game of Monopoly, learn to speak Russian, buy stocks, play the piano, edit a photo and thousands of other activities.

The iPhone – technology at its finest! … or is it?

Sometimes we feel the iPhone is just way overrated. Like a once no-brainer task, all of a sudden requires the use of an iPhone … a crutch. You can’t just stick your arm out and flag down a cab … no, you need the “hail a taxi” app. You can’t just leave a tip in the 20% ballpark … no, you need a tip calculator app to figure out the gratuity down to the last penny. Laying out, catching some rays … no you can’t do that! You need a “suntan turn-over” app to notify you when the optimal turn-time arrives … WTF.

I guess the geeks are to blame. After all, they develop and publish apps … it’s their ideas. And of course geeks are totally over the top when it comes to being analytical. Never once did we worry about our pizza costing more per square foot than the carpet at KRAPPS World Headquarters. Never once did we worry if that 19-inch pizza is a better value than the 16-inch. But now we do, thanks to the Amazing Pizza Calculator app … damn you geeks!

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And the price of pizza is not the only thing geeks are ruining … it’s even how you cut it. You simply cannot eyeball slicing your pizza into evenly-sized portions. No … that would be uncivilized. You now need the aid of augmented reality technology when cutting your pizza, the Reality Slice app.

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Hey, nothing against augmented reality, it technology rocks … but come on, pizza?!? Just slice the damn thing and eat it – no fuss, no muss. Too much technology is melting our brains … the iPhone has become a crutch. Pretty soon we won’t even be able to wipe our ass without the iPhone. Oh wait, is that what they meant – “having an iPhone has completely changed the way I poop”? There’s an app for that? Don’t even think about it geek!

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    WTF! having an iphone does change the way you poop, when you weight your poop tho. LOL i will never use this app to measure my pizza, cos i just eat the damn thing.


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    LOL … the uPoop weighing app and Reality Slice … just proves the
    saying is true -> Too Much Information 🙂


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    WTF! having an iphone does change the way you poop, when you weight your poop tho. LOL i will never use this app to measure my pizza, cos i just eat the damn thing.


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    LOL … the uPoop weighing app and Reality Slice … just proves the
    saying is true -> Too Much Information 🙂

  • RJMajestic

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    You whine too much, I'm sure it's just for fun, who gives a crap (no pun intended), if you think it's too much, don't get it. If anyone actually feels a need to rely on these apps, they probably are too stupid to get by without it, and will be better people in the end because of it. Maybe I'm being optimistic, but if they give this to the high school kids at the pizza place that give me pizza's with slices that vary between 1″ and 5″, the world will be a better place!

  • RJMajestic

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    You whine too much, I'm sure it's just for fun, who gives a crap (no pun intended), if you think it's too much, don't get it. If anyone actually feels a need to rely on these apps, they probably are too stupid to get by without it, and will be better people in the end because of it. Maybe I'm being optimistic, but if they give this to the high school kids at the pizza place that give me pizza's with slices that vary between 1″ and 5″, the world will be a better place!


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