Title: Taxi Hold’em
Have you ever hailed a cab? Yes, I know, I know … I feel ya … what a pain in the ass … just a total nightmare having to wave your arm at an approaching taxi to make it stop … honestly, I’d rather go to the dentist or drive a nail through my head than attempt to stop a cab. It’s brutal and most of us simply cannot get the hang of this whole hail a cab thing.
Well I’m here to deliver good news – rejoice – the Taxi Hold’em app has arrived! For a mere 99 cents, you’ll have those rotten cab drivers come to a screeching halt every time they see you display your Taxi Hold’em app. And I’ll let you in on a little secret … the Taxi Hold’em app has magical superpowers … oh hell yeah … push a button, flash your iPhone and you’ll be entering taxi stopping nirvana. Rumor has it that the Taxi Hold’em app is so powerful that it will stop all taxis within a one mile radius (supposedly the $2.99 version covers a three mile range). And get this … when a driver picks you up while using this app, you’ll receive VIP treatment … don’t believe, just read below what Dave The Cabbie says on the developer’s web site:
But with any great app, there are possible hazards (epilepsy and getting run over by a cab) … so before using Taxi Hold’em, carefully read the disclaimer on the developer’s web site.
Finally, I must caution you … this powerful app is very complex. All sorts of techno KRAPPS going on with Taxi Hold’em … transition settings, pace options, audio selections, etc. Fortunately for all of us, the developers have released what they call “The OFFICIAL Taxi Hold’em Instruction Video” … good thing, because this app was really starting to confuse the KRAPPS out of me. So on that note, streaming directly from the developer’s web site, we leave you with “The OFFICIAL Taxi Hold’em Instruction Video” …
(ps – I can actually see a similar useful app called “Beer Me” … great for crowded bars, jam-packed parties or sellout ballgames/concerts. And no, a pickup line version inspired by the movie Cocktail is not a good idea.)