The Wacky Ox

update: all download codes have been claimed – thank you

It’s been said before, the iPhone is a remarkable device. Heck, I barely even use the thing as a damn phone. And why should I, when the real purpose of the iPhone is making you a better person, while improving the quality of your life. $199 is a small price to pay when an iPhone and its 18,000+ apps can pretty much make everything in your life better:

Need to lose weight? – Got Apps For That! – (oink oink pig app)
Need to quit smoking? – Got Apps For That! – (lung age calculator app)
Need to relax? – Got Apps For That! – (attaining zen app)
Need to hail a cab? – Got Apps For That! – (taxi hold’em app)
Need to track your menstrual cycle? – Got Apps For That! – (iflow app)
Need to track your labor contractions? – Got Apps For That! – (birth buddy app)
Need to pee? – Got Apps For That! – (shy bladder app)

photo by FatoOoma Qatar~'s There is NOTHING the super iPhone can’t handle. Ok – maybe the above are just too easy … quit smoking, child birth, peeing … all a piece of cake. How about a tough one – a krappy marriage.

Need to save your marriage? – Got Apps For That!

Yup, we sure do! Thanks to Blue Ox Technologies and their Wacky Apps Collection (seriously, that’s what they named it – I think they did it on purpose to appear on KRAPPS), your iPhone is now a portable and cost effective marriage counselor. We’re talking the Marriage Saver For Men and Marriage Saver For Women apps (the Ox is smart … it’s that whole “men mars, women venus” thing). And the concept is so simple, yet brilliant … marriage sucks? … just push one of the app’s marital rescue phrases and the app does the talking – BOOM! – happy marriage once again. I mean just look at the phrases below – who can resist? – I’m already feeling that “you had me at hello” vibe all over again!

Marriage Saver For Men     Marriage Saver For Women

But like I said, the Ox is smart … saving marriages is a very noble thing, but why stop there?

Need to make friends? – Got Apps For That!
Need to advance your career? – Got Apps For That!

The Ox’s Yes Man (aka brown-noser, suck-up, kiss-ass or doormat) app and its amazing phrases will do the job.

Yes Man 
It’s a raging and crazy Ox! It won’t stop there – more help from the Ox.

Need to a back bone? – Got Apps For That!
Need some balls? – Got Apps For That!

The Ox’s Just Say No app and its incredible phrases will escalate your assertiveness while regaining your self-confidence. Wait a minute – kinda sounds like the Ox got lazy on this one and simply re-worked the Marriage Saver app.

Just Say No

Free apps to KRAPPS viewers!
The Ox was kind enough to provide KRAPPS with promo codes which will allow our viewers to download apps for free. Simply leave a comment below indicating which app you’d like (Marriage Saver Men, Marriage Saver Women, Yes Man or Just Say No) and whatever else you want to speak. 3 codes per app. US iTunes only. No shirt, no shoes – no dice.

February 6, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Cooldudeshake

    Hey… I would like to have ” Marriage Saver Men”… I lovewacky apps!!

  • Cooldudeshake

    Hey… I would like to have ” Marriage Saver Men”… I lovewacky apps!!

  • Cooldudeshake

    Hey… I would like to have ” Marriage Saver Men”… I lovewacky apps!!

  • My wife will say I should get “Marriage Saver for Men”… I would prefer “Just Say No!”… Which one to get? Let me think here for just a sec… Oh, yeah… gotta be the “Marriage Saver for Men”… Crazy Ox needs to create one with phrases for making a decision: “Let me think on that”, “Hmmm, what you say is intriguing”, “I'll have to get back to you”, etc.

  • My wife will say I should get “Marriage Saver for Men”… I would prefer “Just Say No!”… Which one to get? Let me think here for just a sec… Oh, yeah… gotta be the “Marriage Saver for Men”… Crazy Ox needs to create one with phrases for making a decision: “Let me think on that”, “Hmmm, what you say is intriguing”, “I'll have to get back to you”, etc.

  • My wife will say I should get “Marriage Saver for Men”… I would prefer “Just Say No!”… Which one to get? Let me think here for just a sec… Oh, yeah… gotta be the “Marriage Saver for Men”… Crazy Ox needs to create one with phrases for making a decision: “Let me think on that”, “Hmmm, what you say is intriguing”, “I'll have to get back to you”, etc.

  • Um, not sure why I thought the name of the developer was Crazy Ox… I need more caffeine!

  • Um, not sure why I thought the name of the developer was Crazy Ox… I need more caffeine!

  • Um, not sure why I thought the name of the developer was Crazy Ox… I need more caffeine!

  • I need Marriage Saver For Men, me and my wife been having little problems and i would like to try this, thanks KRAPPS and great review by the way.

  • I need Marriage Saver For Men, me and my wife been having little problems and i would like to try this, thanks KRAPPS and great review by the way.

  • I need Marriage Saver For Men, me and my wife been having little problems and i would like to try this, thanks KRAPPS and great review by the way.

  • Hey, I would like the “Just Say No” app. Could have fun with that one. 🙂

  • Hey, I would like the “Just Say No” app. Could have fun with that one. 🙂

  • Hey, I would like the “Just Say No” app. Could have fun with that one. 🙂

  • Hi.. this is my first visit. Nice blog

  • Hi.. this is my first visit. Nice blog

  • Hi.. this is my first visit. Nice blog

  • thanks for the comment … code has been sent

  • thanks for the comment … code has been sent

  • thanks for the comment … code has been sent

  • LOL … we and the Ox are here to help that marriage!! code has been sent … good luck to you and the misses

  • LOL … we and the Ox are here to help that marriage!! code has been sent … good luck to you and the misses

  • LOL … we and the Ox are here to help that marriage!! code has been sent … good luck to you and the misses

  • We feel you pain buddy … hang in there, help is on the way … code has been sent

  • We feel you pain buddy … hang in there, help is on the way … code has been sent

  • We feel you pain buddy … hang in there, help is on the way … code has been sent

  • No, you can't have one (LOL, we've been playing with the Just Say No app a bit too long) … of course, code has been sent.

  • No, you can't have one (LOL, we've been playing with the Just Say No app a bit too long) … of course, code has been sent.

  • No, you can't have one (LOL, we've been playing with the Just Say No app a bit too long) … of course, code has been sent.

  • Welcome to KRAPPS and thank you for the kind words!

  • Welcome to KRAPPS and thank you for the kind words!

  • Welcome to KRAPPS and thank you for the kind words!

  • When I asked my DW if I should get a Marriage Saving app for my iPod she just laughed – “you'll need more than that” 😉 Marriage Saver Men (or whatever other harder <del>drugs</del> apps you got.

  • When I asked my DW if I should get a Marriage Saving app for my iPod she just laughed – “you'll need more than that” 😉 Marriage Saver Men (or whatever other harder <del>drugs</del> apps you got.

  • When I asked my DW if I should get a Marriage Saving app for my iPod she just laughed – “you'll need more than that” 😉 Marriage Saver Men (or whatever other harder <del>drugs</del> apps you got.

  • LOL … well at least you all have HONESTY going for you. We'll be in touch shortly with a code to help you out.

  • LOL … well at least you all have HONESTY going for you. We'll be in touch shortly with a code to help you out.

  • LOL … well at least you all have HONESTY going for you. We'll be in touch shortly with a code to help you out.

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  • Just say no for me. Would have liked to have it years ago

  • Just say no for me. Would have liked to have it years ago

  • Just say no for me. Would have liked to have it years ago

  • It is important to Stop Smoking today!