69 Positions Becomes First Sex Position App To Include Threesome Variations

Although over 5,000 overtly sexual applications were banned from the App Store last February, hundreds of sex positions apps remain for sale. With selections like Mythical Sex Positions, Sex During Pregnancy, The Sex Compass, Visual Gay Sex Tutor and Lesbian Kama Sutra … Apple has a little bit of sexy something something for everyone. Well, sort of … seems threeway sex was underrepresented in the App Store with a grand total of zero selections … and this made tag teamers everywhere sad.

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Now we’re not really sure why Apple had a sudden change of heart … perhaps it was Steve Jobs’ public proclamation of “My Sex Life Is Pretty Good These Days” at the D8 conference … but last Friday, the 69 Positions iPhone application was updated with a curiously new category … threesome.

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This new sex variation brings further credibility to the sex App Store and is a welcome addition … because be real and just admit … it really sucks squeezing in on a ménage à trois and being completely clueless when the Eiffel Tower is being erected.

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At 99 cents, 69 Positions is an App Store bargain and when you consider the savings of splitting a motel room three ways … threesomes are the ultimate economic stimulus.

June 14, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

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