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Warning: Party In My Pants App Can Cause Injury!


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drink-thrown-in-face As a courtesy to our readers, we would like to you about a new iPhone applications that simply does not work … and in some circumstances, could lead to bodily injury. It’s a  shame that Apple doesn’t have the foresight to anticipate such issues and protect its customers from such whack.

Party In My Pants is one of the many iPhone apps available to help you hook up with hot chicks. These apps contain cheesy pick up lines ( …… ) that typically only work in a drunken douchebag environment like Jersey Shore. However Party In My Pants raises the dumbass bar to a new low … and would even fail miserably in bagging the most  inebriated skank, bimbo or guidette.

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Now you might think we sound harsh … but don’t cry … just read the app’s description for the ultimate crap in pickup line apps.

Imagine, if you will, the following scenario:

– Guy spots cute girl across the bar.

– He fires up Party In My Pants and spins the mirror ball. On command, the party commences, and he drops his iPhone into his pocket. Nicely done!

– Guy approaches girl. The girl, enticed by the noise and vibration emanating from his jeans pocket, asks him, "What’s happening with your jeans?"

– Guy pulls out iPhone and shows girl. "Why, it’s a Party In My Pants, and You’re Invited!"

LMAO … shove iPhone down your pants and invite her to the party (assuming she even gives you the time of day) … yeah, that’ll work – every time!

What Party In My Pants doesn’t describe in the above scenario is the bitch slap beat down you’ll receive after you utter the words … “Party In My Pants – You’re Invited” … OUCH!

Comments

  • mg

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    I think its called tongue in cheek humour

  • pimp

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    hi there i am the owner of the name party in my pants i regestered my company 3 years age and it is international.you seem to have the same name can you please reply with a solution.


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