Lipstick On A Pig
update: all iFlush Public Utility codes have been claimed – thank you
The other day while sifting through the piles of KRAPPS in the App Store, we found a real nugget. This nugget made us happy and being the givers that we are, we’d like to share it with you (you’re welcome). Simply put … go get the iFlush Public Utility app now! Why on earth should you get this KRAPPS? Good question! answer: because it’s SUPER KRAPPS!
iFlush Public Utility is one amazing toilet app. You know, the kind of app used to flush away things you hate … and instantly feel better. Ah yes, very therapeutic. Well this ain’t no ordinary stress relieving toilet … this sucker is the Porsche 911 of toilet apps … check it, Porsche 911 TURBO. Seriously, it’s really that krapptastic … just check out iFlush Public Utilities features (all standard options, no need to pay more than a buck for this bad bunny):
3 toilets options: Power Flush, Outhouse or Western Standard
12 built-in flush objects (ex wife, burrito, LOL the cat, two faced friend, etc.)
Customizable flush object using images from your iPhone’s photo library
Dolby Digital Surround Sound
And of course, a fart button (all good KRAPPS include this)
We gotto tell ya … for as much as this is KRAPPS … developer Elimination Systems actually did an awesome job coding iFlush Public Utility. And we are being serious – seriously. When you load a customizable flush object, the user has the ability to resize and adjust the image within the toilet bowl. Graphics are solid and creative. The “Pick Your Toilet” screen is on a roll of toilet paper. The “Pick Your Flush Object” screen is a bathroom wall with some very funny graffiti … iFart Stinks! … for a good time go to iflush.net … and more, but we’ll play it safe and leave you with the tamest two of the bunch. Heck, even their promo video is tight and professional … check it out for a good laugh.
So is KRAPPS getting soft? Is KRAPPS becoming vain and falling in love with KRAPPS. NO! NO! NO! iFlush Public Utility is still KRAPPS … however we do appreciate the coding and attention to detail – pretty darn impressive. But as the saying goes … you can’t put lipstick on a pig … but in the case of iFlush Public Utility, it’s a super pig … aka SUPER KRAPPS.
FREE iFlush Public Utility App To KRAPPS Viewers!
Elimination Systems, developers of iFlush Public Utility, were kind enough to provide codes which will allow KRAPPS viewers to download their SUPER KRAPPS for FREE. Simply be one of the first 5 to leave a comment at the end of this review. Enjoy!
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