The more we hang out in the App Store looking for our next subject, the more we feel like we are living in a Frat House (yeah, yeah … don’t call it a frat … it’s a fraternity – whatever … get over it). Seriously, we took up residence in Appa iFonna Chi … complete with cases of beer apps, an abundance of boobie and girlie apps … oh, don’t forget the gross toilet apps … and with all that beer, you know there’s gonna be some puking apps … and no Frat House would be complete without endless fart apps. Welcome to Appa iFonna Chi baby!
So we got our Frat House completely furnished with the grossest of KRAPPS – it’s all good. Well it was all good until yesterday when another frat app was released and our house just had to have it (gotta love these developers … no grossness is left unturned).
Ok, enough teasing. Please give a warm Appa iFonna Chi welcome to our newest brother – iLoogie. Ah yes, there is so much potential for iLoogie at Appa iFonna Chi – our strongest rush candidates ever. Why? Cuz the dude is flat out DISGUSTING. Here’s how he rolls:
GROSS! Exactly- perfect for out Frat House! Even better, check out iLoogie’s final product:
GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! … LOL – yeah baby, Appa iFonna Chi – this is how we do it!
And finally – being the thorough reporters we are, we visited the iLoogie web site and were shocked to see these two male Russian models – Elad and Tal – pimping the iLoogie app. Not sure if it’s genius (the whole sex sells thing) or further evidence of KRAPPS.
But as we dug a bit deeper into the site, we discovered something even more distrubing … Elad and Tal are not hired hunks … they are the founders of the iLoogie company, Libra Festival. LOL … dudes, mix in a shirt! … But Elad and Tal work perfectly into the theme of iLoogie … perfect candidates for Appa iFonna Chi.