Chicks Dig Me

Title: Finger Sprint
Category: Games

Finger Sprint Icon WARNING – We are about to spotlight an app that is so freaking unbelievable and exciting that we must request (require) our viewers to sit down before reading this entry. We do not want you to collapse from becoming overjoyed.

In a world of boring and dull iPhone games, the Finger Sprint app is pure genius and a breath of fresh air. As the developer describes:

Finger Sprint is the game you’ve been waiting for! Run your fingers as fast as you can to try and get the number 1 space on the leader board.

True, I’ve been waiting for an iPhone game where I can finally display my God given talent of finger running.

This game gets even better with friends. Once people see you playing, they will want to have a go and try to beat your fastest time.

Too cool. Finger Sprint will completely change my life. I’ll make tons of friends and if I’m dedicated, chicks will dig me because I’m the bad ass Finger Sprint champion of the World!

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Tip: Take long strides on the screen with your fingers to get maximum distance per step.

Thank you developers for this insight. I hope in the future a complete “Finger Sprint Training Guide” is published so I can become the champion of the world and have chicks dig me.

Like we said and we think you’ll agree … Finger Sprint is just plain wicked awesome … which is why we are totally put off by the user reviews in the App Store … why the haters?

Finger-Sprint-Reviews

Finally, as a special treat to our viewers, we leave you with video footage of Finger Sprint in action. This clip is amazing – jam packed with Finger Sprint action – you will love it!

January 5, 2009 | Filed Under Games 

Comments

  • Dan

    Reminds me of my cat scratching the wall after using the litterbox.

    W.T.F.?

  • Dan

    Reminds me of my cat scratching the wall after using the litterbox.

    W.T.F.?

  • Dan

    Reminds me of my cat scratching the wall after using the litterbox.

    W.T.F.?

  • LOL … agreed … I guess they could make it total KRAPPS by adding a fingernails on chalkboard sound every time your finger touches the screen … but wait, that would probably enhance Finger Sprint and it would no longer be cool and chicks wouldn't dig me – argh, scratch that idea! 😉

  • LOL … agreed … I guess they could make it total KRAPPS by adding a fingernails on chalkboard sound every time your finger touches the screen … but wait, that would probably enhance Finger Sprint and it would no longer be cool and chicks wouldn't dig me – argh, scratch that idea! 😉

  • LOL … agreed … I guess they could make it total KRAPPS by adding a fingernails on chalkboard sound every time your finger touches the screen … but wait, that would probably enhance Finger Sprint and it would no longer be cool and chicks wouldn't dig me – argh, scratch that idea! 😉

  • LOL … agreed … I guess they could make it total KRAPPS by adding a fingernails on chalkboard sound every time your finger touches the screen … but wait, that would probably enhance Finger Sprint and it would no longer be cool and chicks wouldn't dig me – argh, scratch that idea! 😉

  • Dan

    Reminds me of my cat scratching the wall after using the litterbox.

    W.T.F.?

  • LOL … agreed … I guess they could make it total KRAPPS by adding a fingernails on chalkboard sound every time your finger touches the screen … but wait, that would probably enhance Finger Sprint and it would no longer be cool and chicks wouldn't dig me – argh, scratch that idea! 😉

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