Super Size Me – An App Of Epic Proportions (Be Scared)

So we came across this application with an intriguing name … Super Size Me. At first we thought it was an app featuring the documentary film by Morgan Spurlock, in which for 30 days he eats only McDonald’s food <barf>. But a closer look revealed, it was no big deal … just another one of the thousands of hot chick boobs apps available for your iPhone.

Super-Size-Me-FINAL

However similar to looking at the sun (it’s so tempting), we decided to peek inside the Super Size Me app … and what we found made being chased by Elin Nordegren  seem like a walk in the park. Super Size Me left us scared, speechless and soiled.

So dear KRAPPS viewers, stop right here … move on … go away. Surf over to Lolcats for some harmless, innocent and healthy laughs. There is no need to read any further … staring at the sun will burn your eyes! At least we warned you, Apple didn’t …

… [don’t look] …
… [go away] …
… [move along] …
… [resist] …

Super-Size-Me-1  Super-Size-Me-2

Super-Size-Me-3  Super-Size-Me-4

 

 

 

 

 

January 2, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Alex_Ferrigno

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! THE ORANGE ONES ARE GIGANTINORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Holy Boobs now thats a Tits and Bobbies APP, is there a super size me app for my weener? LMAO

  • susanbdot

    That looks painful. Very painful. Not that I think they are really that size.

  • Dinsmoor

    Those HAVE to be photoshopped!

    I mean I want to believe they are real, but unfortunately they probably not.

    They are kind of like Santa in a sense!

  • exactly … how the heck do you even get out of bed? thinking a breast
    reduction would be very appropriate if indeed real.

  • well we actually just came across an app “Real or Fake” … we'll have to
    take a closer look, but maybe that app can help 🙂

  • susanbdot

    That looks painful. Very painful. Not that I think they are really that size.

  • Dinsmoor

    Those HAVE to be photoshopped!

    I mean I want to believe they are real, but unfortunately they probably not.

    They are kind of like Santa in a sense!

  • exactly … how the heck do you even get out of bed? thinking a breast
    reduction would be very appropriate if indeed real.

  • well we actually just came across an app “Real or Fake” … we'll have to
    take a closer look, but maybe that app can help 🙂